Robert Pattinson is Allergic to Vagina

[Uberjerk1989]

Fuck it i have decided to sell up all my worldly possesions here in blighty so i can follow my dream of stalking Kristen Stewart,next time u will here of me i will have been found in a closet on the set of the new Twilight movie naked and jerking off whith a pair of Miss Stewarts socks stuffed halfway down my throat,what can i say folks i find it easier to get my kicks while being chased by armed studio guards.