What pisses you off right now?

[Dr. Briggs]

Hey guys, Mr. Briggs here expressing a word of gratitude towards Bojangles for keeping a pretty much "absolute free speech" section open here, because right now I'm pretty much nerd-raging at the entire Internet. I try and search for what basically amounts to a MUGEN expansion pack but as anyone who generally knows MUGEN, the game and the community should know, status quo is the pagan god there, so though I search for hours on end downloading shit-tons of bullshit "patches," loads of pissant-abandoned "projects," visiting "MEMBERZZ NLY" forums, and getting uniformly disappointed with every horribly long download, choking up a little bit more disk space with every goddamned disappointment. What do I get huh? Wasted life. Dedicated to learning movies. Show these bitches up on their coding-pedestals how to innovate. I'm fucking working on bringing back the TH blog. Should have made progress today. Even so I'm pathetic for not finishing yet, almost as pathetic as those big fat wannabe game designers taking good time out of there lives to make their own projects and not do shit about actually making improvements such as 4-on-4 play because they think such things are "ridiculous". Anywho, what do I get but one horrible program that can't work on fucking Vista no matter what you do, one "patch" that requires you manually change file-code hundreds of times, whole bunch of uninspired and amateurish clones. Later on I try just to relax with something simpler; crappy ROM hacks... 'cept yeah, after downloading one of those for about an hour I learn IT CAN'T PLAY ON THE EMULATOR IT'S DESIGNED FOR. "THE FILE IS IN AN UNKNOWN FORMAT OR DAMAGED". An hour of doing just about nothing. I got even less disk space to show for my utter lack of satisfaction or much less pleasure. I also did something else but it ain't entirely legal and admitting to such things can get you in a disproportionate amount of trouble anywhere in the world for some reason so I will not specify, especially since it back-the-fuck-fired just like everything else I tried to do tonight anyway. Thinking of damaged files I try to download something to make my time not wasted; file recovery software. No one's going to fucking look at this fucking post ...Rorschach, September 6th. File recovery software from Virtuallab is free... NOT. You shit-stained bastards the demo is free, whoever cares about the fucking demo? I'm sure each and every demo in the universe is free, that doesn't make the program itself free. No, the people at Virtuallab could have the cure for cancer, and, realizing their scientists should be proud of their "cleverness," charge a nominal fee. I try different program. It makes no sense. Does Convar file-recovery software make sense to you? If it doesn't, YOU SEE HOW RETARDED YOU ARE FOR DESIGNING YOUR PROGRAM THAT WAY? If it does, please tell me. I want that year of writing my spiteful old-man computer took from me back. I will pick hat old man's hard drive until he's a lobotomized piece of electronic shit and my thinking human self has the fruits of my golden-days creativity back. I hope my old-man computer's hard drive can still be picked. Otherwise I will never have said fruits of my youth back due to certain other old peoples' dallying. Thank you for listening to this stream of consciousness.