Grrr... Argh...

[Dr. Briggs]

Now listen here! I, in my vast store of innocent wisdom do not know what these...

>.> <.<

...HEATHENS are talking about, but it is best you disregard it all posthaste. Bojangles may not like talking about me...

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...But Bojangles... he doesn't talk about much. Not anymore. He is the leader of the dead, but sometimes [SIZE="1"](when the dead rise)[/SIZE], the dead don't take too kindly to being... "spoken of". Do you catch my drift? When they were young, Chef Hefty and her brother, Ginger Zombie lived alone aloooong ways away way out in the backwoods. As you can imagine, food was scarce, and Chef Hefty... she cut out her tongue to feed Ginger Zombie. Do you catch my drift? The dead have strange tastes, very strange, and so do I... BUT THERE'S NO reason why Bojangles wouldn't speak of me. He's just odd like that.

Fredd'ys Fingers is an... odd one as well. I'd suggest you stay far away from Freddy's Fingers. Freddy's Fingers are far from being even. Did I say are instead of is? Well... I did it for a reason. Freddy's Fingers keeps on his person a long knife, if you catch my drift. He knows not what to do with the knife, but it thirsts. It has thirsted for a long time. Freddy's thirsts are odd ones indeed. Some say he drinks 200 proof. I think the truth to what's in his hip flask is far more sinister. But as much as I distruct what comes from his flask, I would distrust his blasphemy all the more. All he says is untrue.

Friiiiiday the 13th, what can I say about Friday the 13th but that she was nearly responsible for my death? Yes. She was. We were on an island. Bojangles told her about the plan to escape but she... she, wasn't hearing it. BOOM BOOM she killed Lokizee and his wife. BANG BANG she shot for Psycho Stitch but the blow was cushioned by the human shield of one of his split personalities. LIE DOWN, YOU'RE DEAD, she had me in the crosshairs, but even as I lie down in the mud, twenty mortal gashes on my person and hearing Kittenslayer's screaming voice for the last time, I knew I had to make it back to camp... needless to say, Stitch and I could attest to what Friday had done... but Bojangles was silent even then, talking as though the incident had never occurred. She still talks as though it never occurred, as though it was "only a game". The mind reels. It reals for the fake.

CarolinePar was like the kind maiden who took this chafing and decomposing ghoul in to recompose himself... but after a while, after a while, I STAYED IN HER HOME FOR A MERE 3 YEARS. SHE preferred I was out after 1! She forcibly removed me like Harry Manback [SIZE="1"](she thought she was cool!)[/SIZE] after 2! I had to hide myself within her walls for the final year until I was discovered again at her family reunion, and then... she rejected me! This place... this place it can do things. I am the victim here...

DragonBlues!! ...DragonBlues just got here a couple days ago so idk.

DAYLIGHT. Daylight... YET UNSEEN that is! I recall she used to pummel Stitch with words like scimitars just as he enjoyed burning her with the incendiary grenades of his own nitroglycerin tongue. JUST LIKE SOME DERANGED PUNCH AND JUDY. Where is she now? WHERE?? Well... you can still see her from time to time... but Stitch? What happened to Psycho Stitch? I don't know. I'd ask HER! No matter how much they may CLAIM I know what happened, I was never responsible for Psycho Stitch!! [SIZE="1"](the ghosts of Loki and Rose will whisper to you, trying to tell you otherwise. NO. I say. NO.)[/SIZE] I was NOT around when he vanished! HER. There was American Psycho... Well, we already had ONE Psycho, and that was PSYCHO STITCH! ...Does that mean PSYCHO STITCH was not American, as we already had one American Psycho? I feel that's the only way it can be explained.

Lilith... is a demon. Ruby... knows. Terrorscribe. Well. He may be a demon all the same. The name of the demon Lilith is in blue. The name of Terrorscribe is in blue. Terrorscribe enscribes terror itself, or so they say. Read what he enscribes, or one day his rage will grow! It never has yet, and it never has before... but I made the prophecy and I know it will! Speaking of prophecies: NicoleMayCanaday. I had plans for NicoleMayCanaday. BIG plans... but Fangenstein spoiled those plans. Look over the chatbox. The old tomes of chat linger for... ever! See how I talked of my plans, see how I talked of my plans to NicoleMayCanaday and Fangenstein and see how they ran away from me like all the others!

uu8602, real name unpronounceable. In reality, the lowest of the demons, decided to take residence in our fine forum. Giver of false hope. Once responded to 20 TOPICS OF MINE... but when I looked to see what was contained within... nothing but SPAM links...

cooltoongirll, along the same lines, but oh so different. Ostensibly a SPAMbot... but SPAMbots do not linger like cooltoongirll does. I fear she is a phantom to be feared like nothing else on TalkHorror.