Grrr... Argh...
03-03-2011, 07:44 AM
Ahahahaha!!!! YAY!!!!! :claaaap:
That was totally EPIC!!!
But now I feel I have to admit to a little bit of trepidation. It would seem from your memoir⦠from your dissertation on the members of this undead crew that jumping ship while I can still swim might be the safest way to surviveâa toothy shark being so much easier to escape than a Ginger Zombie, even under the best of circumstances, and from what youâve said these are not remotely those.
All these comings and goings, mutilations and brutal attacks! I know what this is: Itâs a MUTINY! Which may be why Bojangles refuses to speak! (Or perhaps heâs merely been another victim of Chef Hefty. Has anyone checked?!)
I was lulled into complacence. I thought this place was safe! But if what you say is true, Iâll soon lose a tongue to the Chef, and God only knows what to Freddyâs Fingers and his long, wicked knife. Friday the 13th doesnât sound any better, but where can I seek refuge? Not with CarlinePar! Not if sheâll kick me out at the first sign of overstaying my welcome! What kind of guest would I be if I didnât overstay my welcome?!
And thatâs not even whatâs worstâthatâs not what frightens me. Thatâs still just the physical, the temporal, the immediate. What really makes me shiver and shake, what has me lowering a life raft on the sly, are the threats of verbal warfare and brutal tongue-lashings. A death of the heart. The slowest death. And that's before the spambots get ahold of your soul! Good God, WHY?! What has this microcosmic world come to? Clearly I'm much too sensitive for this place! Because youâre right! It can do thingsâ¦
My mind is still reeling. Really.
That was totally EPIC!!!
But now I feel I have to admit to a little bit of trepidation. It would seem from your memoir⦠from your dissertation on the members of this undead crew that jumping ship while I can still swim might be the safest way to surviveâa toothy shark being so much easier to escape than a Ginger Zombie, even under the best of circumstances, and from what youâve said these are not remotely those.
All these comings and goings, mutilations and brutal attacks! I know what this is: Itâs a MUTINY! Which may be why Bojangles refuses to speak! (Or perhaps heâs merely been another victim of Chef Hefty. Has anyone checked?!)
I was lulled into complacence. I thought this place was safe! But if what you say is true, Iâll soon lose a tongue to the Chef, and God only knows what to Freddyâs Fingers and his long, wicked knife. Friday the 13th doesnât sound any better, but where can I seek refuge? Not with CarlinePar! Not if sheâll kick me out at the first sign of overstaying my welcome! What kind of guest would I be if I didnât overstay my welcome?!
And thatâs not even whatâs worstâthatâs not what frightens me. Thatâs still just the physical, the temporal, the immediate. What really makes me shiver and shake, what has me lowering a life raft on the sly, are the threats of verbal warfare and brutal tongue-lashings. A death of the heart. The slowest death. And that's before the spambots get ahold of your soul! Good God, WHY?! What has this microcosmic world come to? Clearly I'm much too sensitive for this place! Because youâre right! It can do thingsâ¦
My mind is still reeling. Really.
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