The Loco Manifesto

[Dr. Briggs]

Hey Big TH, this is my apology for not posting in a while. I could say it was because I had schoolwork and relationship problems, but school is for suckas and witches burn, bitches learn and snitches get stitches. I will therefore reveal to you that I have not been posting because I have been working on starting my own literary movement!! This may go against the value system I am trying to apply for this virtual revolution in lingual traditions as we know them, but the thing is, this movement is still young, and I need your help to get it on its feet.

I hope you understand, and without further ado, passage #1 of my manifesto!