Salutations and mutilations all around

[Mfish618]

Why did I hear Cartman's voice in my head when I read that, Captain?

Welcome to TH, Chris... even if you are rancid buttery evil, and therefore should be avoided at all costs.

Have fun. But don't eat or drink anything anyone gives you for at least the first couple of days. You need time to build up your immunity. exdev:

I'm impressed. I was indeed channeling Eric Cartman.