When you realized it was fake

[DragonBlues]

Regale us with stories of the exorcist. This is really the only part of Christianity that I can tolerate. However, my priest, who has since passed on, was a super cool guy. Not a pedo but really laid back and never forced his religion on any of us who wanted to leave.

It cracks me up that exorcism is what you can "tolerate" about Christianity. You're too funny, Freddy. I can just picture it: "You know... those Christians are a real pain in the ass, but man, they sure will fuck a demon up for you if they have to!" LOL

The exorcist was not what I would have expected... mostly. He was a lot younger than I would have thought. Couldn't have been more than 35. And he was in street clothes when I met him, so when I first saw him I wasn't even sure he was a priest. The priest I was with is who pointed him out and introduced us—he was actually really funny about it, all "shhh... see that guy... don't say anything, but...." Which is pretty much how we treat members of the CIA. A lot of *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*

But what was spooky about him, was he just looked right frickin' through you. I swear I felt like, "Oh God, this guy knows everything I've ever done. EVER!"
And he just looked tired as fuck. And not I-didn't-sleep-last-night tired, but I-just-got-back-from-war-and-we-lost tired.

It was a weird experience.