An E- Harmony Dream Date, Ain't She A Winner

[Creamy Goodness]

Man, it would be way too fun to get into an argument with that chick who loves cats. Or just to show up to your first date with her late and be all like, "Oh, sorry I'm late. I ran over a cat on the way over here. Pieces of it are still stuck underneath my car, too."

Fucking rainbow guy. "WHAT DOES IT MEAN?" The double rainbow is actually the entire purpose of life and you no longer have any reason to keep the charade going.