06-13-2011, 01:54 PM
FreddysFingers Wrote:Chances are it's white and smells funny. Therefore, it resembles mayonnaise and I don't like anything that looks like mayonnaise. :eg:
Wait, wait, wait. You don't have another man's bodily fluids in your mouth because it resembles mayonnaise? Not because it's one half of an unborn child or simply because it's the bodily fluid of another man? I don't uh....I don't really know what to say.


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