Writing competitions?

[Scarecrow]

I'm going to tell you right now, I pretty much won't ever pick a well established franchise as the theme for a writing competition. I feel it's too predictable and I wouldn't have a good time writing a story like that.

I'm going to tell you right now, I pretty much won't ever pick a well established penis as the theme for my anal competition. I feel it's too predictable and I wouldn't have a good time fucking a story like that.

That's what you should've said.