08-11-2011, 09:50 AM
Don't know if this has been around before.
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
âThe hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crises maintain their neutralityâ
RON ZOMBIE:madfire:
RON ZOMBIE:madfire:


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