08-14-2011, 09:00 PM
Oldman Wrote:What my Mom taught me:
Religion - "You better pray that comes out of the carpet"
Logic - "Because I said so, that's why"
Irony - "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about"
Wisdom - "When you get to my age you'll understand"
Justice - "One day you'll have kids, I hope they turn out just like you!!"
Repost if your mom taught you these things too.
medicine - "if you break your legs don't come crying to me"
contradiction - "didn't I tell you to sit down and shut up? Answer me!"
finance and dissapointment - "since you finally have enough money to buy it -I'll take you to the store on Sunday" (the one day the store was closed)
(actually these were from moms I knew growing up...)


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