What pisses you off right now?

[Sobriquet]

I'm sorry... did I miss the part where I signed the dotted line stating that I would be your live in maid, ersatz mother, or your fucking driving Miss Daisy chauffeur at ridiculous hours of the night? No? Then great. Have fun pedaling. And you can fix your own damn dinner, just don't forget to wash some dishes first since you've used them all and the magic cleaning fairy took the day off.