09-28-2011, 06:55 PM
Copying from sister-in-law's post... An athiest was seated next to a little girl on an airplane. He turned to her and asked 'Would you like to talk? Airplane rides always go faster when you talk to a fellow passenger.' The little girl who had just started to read her book replied 'What would you like to talk about?' 'How about why there is no God?' The athiest said smugly. The little girl said 'Ok, but first let me ask you a question....... A deer, a cow and a horse all eat the same stuff- grass. So why does a deer excrete pellets, a cow a flat patty and a horse clumps?' The athiest suprised by the girls question replied 'Hmmm, I don't know.' The girl then said 'Do you suppose you are smart enough to talk about why there is no God when you don't know shit?' And went back to reading her book!
I WIN!!!!
I WIN!!!!
Torture is only truly pleasurable when performed.....slowly----The Machine Girl


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