Robert Pattinson is Allergic to Vagina

[swazzy]

i dont know why all of you have such a problem with robert and kristen and the whole twilight series they are brilliant!!! vampires that instead of turning to ash when sunlight hits them they sparkle...THEY SPARKLE.......hahahahahahaha what the fuck am i sayin yeah they suck ass on a whole new level....oh but on a higher note ive heard that the new saw film will have a new trap that sees one victim strapped to a chair with their eye lids glued open and placed infront of a tv screen and made to endure a twilight marathon......holy shit those saw guys know how to tap into our worst fears dont they