Can O' Spam

[LokiZee]

That day, the saucer day the ZOMBIE day
The Ragnarok and fairies day, the
day the great winds came
And snows, and the cities turned to CRYSTAL, the day
All plants died, plastics dissolved, the day the
Computers turned, the screens telling
us we would OBEY, the day
ANGELS, drunk and muddled, stumbled from the bars,
ANd all the bells of LONDON were sounded, the day
Animals spoke to us in ASSYRIAN, the YETI day,
The fluttering capes and arrival of
the TIME MACHINE day,
YOU DIDN'T NOTICE ANY OF THIS BECAUSE
you were sitting in your room, not doing anything
not even reading, not really, just
looking at your telephone,
wondering if I WAS GOING TO call.