Day Three

[Friday The 13th]

Friday The 13th: Was I really dead? No... Not at all!
Am I a good actor! Of course I am! I did indeed thrust an axe into myself!
But it did not kill me! Go back to the day when I threw the Bullet Proof Vest to Bo, Loki or Rosey!
None of them took that Vest, but had forgot it as they all walked off.
Silly FOOLS! I took that Vest though! And I have been wearing it this WHOLE TIME! hahaahah!
You may be wondering if I have gone mad! Oh yes I am MAD indeed!
You may be wondering how I could survive thrusting an axe into my own stomach!
Well as I did the Vest protected me a bit, I admit it did enter me a tad....
But a tad isn't enough to stop me! NO WAY! The voices have won! I will not lose!
I will kill them all! - I started mumbling to myself as I regained my strength and lifted myself from the ground.
I then ripped the axe out from my Vest. An Evil smirk flashed across my lips as I laughed an evil laugh!
The voices are starting again! 1. 2. 3. Who should I kill? Every Mother Fucker Running Up The Hill!
I grabbed the crossbow and my axe and headed for Maxx & Briggs first!
** Humming - Get Fucked Up & Fuck Up You! **
I laughed with the thought of what I had done! I tricked them all!
Them fools! They will die from their foolishness!
I then caught a glimpse of Briggs walking away from his 2 kills....
I have to do it I said to myself out loud - I have to kill them all!
I readied my crossbow & *POW* Got him! I shot Briggs! I fucking shot Briggs!
That fool! Muahahahah! I shot him! -
I had shot Briggs in the back and watched as he flailed in agony.
I walked over to him and kicked his Uzi and Pistol away....
I crouched down, looked at him and said - Briggs... I really liked you to!
That's when I picked up his pistol and shot his ass! *POW* In the FACE!
(Briggs DEAD!) Who is next? Maxx? hahaha! I walked away saying this - Sorry Briggs! hahaha!
I walked a ways off to find Maxx holding his GPS, I must have startled him.
He was in AWW to see me still alive! His face was white as a ghost! He must think I'm a Ghost!
But I am not a Ghost! I am very much alive indeed! I smiled at Maxx...
I then raised the very same axe that had fooled them all in the air!
That axe went whizzing in the air as it smashed right between Maxx's eyes!
I had just killed Maxx! Next shall be.... hahaha who?
That's when Loki & Rosey came to mind! I knew I had to split them up! But how?
I had to end them all! I have to win it! and eventually... I will have to kill Bo aswell!
After walking a good hour I came up behind Rosey and startled her!
She whipped around in shock! She tried to mumble but couldn't....
That's when I placed a swift kick to her head and knocked her out!
I then drug her limp body over to a tree, where I then tied her up.
I realized I didn't have much time! Loki was nowhere in site! & I knew I had to hurry!
Even though I wasn't sane anymore, I still could build a mean fire!
I built a fire around Rosey... I knew it wouldn't be long until a spark would ignite her and kill her.
That's when I heard a rustling behind me! It was Loki! He saw what I was doing to Rosey!
I raised my crossbow up into his face and said - Drop your weapon now!
He did drop his weapon, as he asked me why?
WHY?!!! Why else you fool! Anyone would have to be a
dumbass to think I of all people would be a shit faced Emo and kill myself!
Would you kill yourself you idiot?! NO! And I'm not DEAD! I'm Alive!!!
I killed Briggs and Maxx aswell~! They enjoyed it! muahahahah!
Loki looked at me and said - Friday... You really are one insane chick!
I laughed and agreed saying - You know me well Loki! to well!
But not well enough! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
It could have been a slow motion scene - it sure seemed like it!
I turned my bow over to face Rosey, as I shot an arrow into her stomach...
Loki fell to his knees and cried out - NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I then yelled out - YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! She is DEAD!
I knew and even had this planned out - Loki would now lunge at me!
He did indeed lunge, only to feel a smooth metal object enter into his chest!
It was a hunting knife I had found prior! I had stabbed Loki!
I rolled his limp body over, and started stabbing it to insure the fool was dead!
I then walked over to Rosey and her limp body, and pulled my arrow from her stomach.
I need this sweetheart! It's sad I had to kill you! - I rubbed her cheek and left....
I kept going and thought this - OMFG! I almost forgot! Kittenslayer is still out there!
I ran over to Maxx and grabbed the GPS from his bloody hands to track Kitten slayer!
I reviewed the GPS and noticed a red spot just south! South it is!
I ran south and noticed it was indeed Kittenslayer...
It's funny how she will be so easy to kill! I laughed so loud she turned and looked at me!
I then raised the pistol and shot out her knee caps! She fell to the ground in agony...
I walked over to her, as she begged for mercy!
I then grabbed her pinky finger and broke it backwards, causing her even more pain!
I joked with her asking her if she knows what it would feel like for me to break them all!
She was crying out to me to spare her from any more pain!
I felt semi bad for her.... So I only broke 2 more of her fingers! HAHAAH!
I raised the same arrow I used to kill Rosey, and stabbed it deep within Kittenslayers ear!
Kittenslayer DEAD! hahahaha! I have killed 5 of my fellow TH'ers! And it is "I" who shall win!
My eyes brightened as the thought of having to kill Bo next arose in my mind!