08-22-2009, 08:23 PM
Alright, alright I got a few! lol
"How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope."
"Why don't niggers take aspirin?
They refuse to pick the cotton out."
"Why don't niggers like blowjobs?
They don't like any jobs."
"Why do niggers always have sex on their mind?
Because they've got pubic hair on their head!"
"What are three things you can't give a nigger?
A black eye, a fat lip and an education."
"Do you remember the nigger family on the Jetsons? No?
The future looks pretty good!"
"Why do niggers like basket ball?
It involves running, shooting and stealing."
"Why don't niggers celebrate Thanksgiving?
KFC isn't open on holidays."
"How do you know Noah was a White man?
No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!"
"How was shit invented?
God smashed a nigger and gave it a better smell!"
"How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope."
"Why don't niggers take aspirin?
They refuse to pick the cotton out."
"Why don't niggers like blowjobs?
They don't like any jobs."
"Why do niggers always have sex on their mind?
Because they've got pubic hair on their head!"
"What are three things you can't give a nigger?
A black eye, a fat lip and an education."
"Do you remember the nigger family on the Jetsons? No?
The future looks pretty good!"
"Why do niggers like basket ball?
It involves running, shooting and stealing."
"Why don't niggers celebrate Thanksgiving?
KFC isn't open on holidays."
"How do you know Noah was a White man?
No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!"
"How was shit invented?
God smashed a nigger and gave it a better smell!"
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