JEW Jokes
08-29-2009, 02:45 AM
"A priest and a rabbi were walking down the street, on the other side they saw a young boy walking.
The priest looked at the rabbi and said, "Let's screw him!", the rabbi replied, "Outta what?"
"Why did Hitler kill himself?
He couldn't pay the Gas Bill."
"How do you scare a Jew?
Turn on the oven."
"Why is money green?
Jews pick it before its ripe"
"Who is the greatest Jewish cook ever?
Hitler"
The priest looked at the rabbi and said, "Let's screw him!", the rabbi replied, "Outta what?"
"Why did Hitler kill himself?
He couldn't pay the Gas Bill."
"How do you scare a Jew?
Turn on the oven."
"Why is money green?
Jews pick it before its ripe"
"Who is the greatest Jewish cook ever?
Hitler"
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