A Short Essay About Twilight

[The DM]

Okay, so I read Twilight. Actually, devoured is probably a better word. And thought I enjoyed the books, I'll go on the record and say they're not the best written stories out there. I didn't like the movie at all. Now with the second movie due soon and all the recent Internet backlash for Twilight's "horror" status, I've written a short essay discrediting Twilight as a horror story. I've stayed away from taking the "because it sucks" approach and have tried to be reasonable in my criticism. I invite you to give it a read and share your thoughts.

The Twilight of the Fools

[Rosemary's Baby]

Great essay. I'll go on record as saying I read all of the books and "They SUCK!!!".

[The DM]

Great essay. I'll go on record as saying I read all of the books and "They SUCK!!!".

LOL, Thanks! I'm a sucker for an angsty romance. I guess part of me will always be 15.

[LokiZee]

Very well said. Damn, she doesn't even like horror? That's pretty obvious, hehe. I just wish Twilight would stop being labeled as it too. Damn, I guess Harry Potter was horror too, right?

[Friday The 13th]

I liked Twilight.
But I will agree it's not horror! it's Romance lol!

[LokiZee]

Hey, saw the trailer for the next twilight movie last night. Looked, uh, never mind. Not gonna do that to myself.

[The DM]

Hey, saw the trailer for the next twilight movie last night. Looked, uh, never mind. Not gonna do that to myself.

I'll probably see, if only to complain loudly and at length about how much it blows.

[dmihatmttl]

I'll go on record as saying I will never, ever read these.

Tried to watch the first movie with my wife, after she put me on a guilt trip ("do you know how many movies I watch with you, just to make you happy, when I have absolutely no desire to see them?") . . . and I made it through the first 30 minutes before I fell asleep.

I've never seen anything so atrocious in my life. And I saw Jan DeBont's THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE in the theater.



J.N.

[Friday The 13th]

I liked Twilight, but not enough to keep watching it... It was like a 1 time movie lol.

[mrblue]

Never read or watched a twilight movie or book and have no plans on ever doing so.