Would you rather

[bizarre_function]

Can I run on them? Because I 1)can't juggle and 2)need my hands because I am a tattoo artist... walk on them I suppose.
Would you rather lick someone's asshole after they just shit or take a facial? (if it's a tranny (for the facial) you have to take two)...???

[Friday The 13th]

Facial, I would NEVER, EVER! Lick an asshole!, maybe a pussy... but no ass hole.

@Bojangles - Yep I'm a dirty bastard -Giggles-

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okay here is another one...

Would you let some hot guy/girl/tran whatever... give you a goatse then pay you 1,000$
(Goatse) is a REALLY stretched asshole by the way
or...
would you rather let some hobo shit in your mouth for nothing?

[bizarre_function]

Ohh Hell no... um neither... err... my asshole?! stretched?! How big? Cause I've gotten it in the ass before, bigger than dick in the ass big? If so then *gulp* I'll still choose getting a goatse because NO SHIT is going in my mouth.

Ok ok NOW.
Would you rather...
cut off your own nipple or pull out your own molar (one of the big main ones in the back of your mouth) with a pair of rusty pliers with the chance of getting tetnius??

[Friday The 13th]

Ohh Hell no... um neither... err... my asshole?! stretched?! How big? Cause I've gotten it in the ass before, bigger than dick in the ass big? If so then *gulp* I'll still choose getting a goatse because NO SHIT is going in my mouth.

Ok ok NOW.
Would you rather...
cut off your own nipple or pull out your own molar (one of the big main ones in the back of your mouth) with a pair of rusty pliers with the chance of getting tetnius??

lol Goatse's are BIG Stretched ass holes!
I would rather get a Goatse tho... I mean shit carries diseases lol.

But as for your question here...
I would rather pull my molar out...
It would hurt, but I wouldn't cut my nipple off lol.

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Okay now my turn...

Would you rather play Soggy Waffle or Ooky Cookie?

To the people who don't know what that is - let me explain

A group of guys take turns cumming on a waffle or a cookie,
and the last one to cum... eats it! lmfao!

[bizarre_function]

Well since I'm a chick then does that mean I automatically eat the end result? How would that work? But if I had to choose whether to eat a cum soaked cookie or a cum soaked waffle I'd pick cookie. XD

[Friday The 13th]

Well since I'm a chick then does that mean I automatically eat the end result? How would that work? But if I had to choose whether to eat a cum soaked cookie or a cum soaked waffle I'd pick cookie. XD

nice hehe

[bizarre_function]

Ok Since I forgot my question umm here it is...
Would you rather...
Fuck someone with genital herpies and the clap or drink the blood of someone with Hep C?
It's a nasty one I know, I can't help it.

[Daylight Yet Unseen]

can i just put a bullet in my head?

would you rather pierce your privates or tattoo your face?

[Friday The 13th]

Pierce My Privates

Would you rather -
Stick your finger in a plugin hole and get shocked, or fuck 3 men with aids?

[bizarre_function]

Stick my finger in a socket for sure! I've actually done that before lol I'm an idiot.
Would you rather eat cow balls or monkey penis?

[mary319]

Oh the choices to make... uhhhhh let's see, a monkey penis would be smaller than the balls, and I might be able to get away with not chewing and swallowing it down with water lol

Would you rather do a pap smear on a woman with a raging case of yeast that has not bathed in over a year or changed her undies?

or... lick someone's feet clean after they walked in a pile of horse shit?

[Friday The 13th]

Oh the choices to make... uhhhhh let's see, a monkey penis would be smaller than the balls, and I might be able to get away with not chewing and swallowing it down with water lol

Would you rather do a pap smear on a woman with a raging case of yeast that has not bathed in over a year or changed her undies?

or... lick someone's feet clean after they walked in a pile of horse shit?

lol hey you never said I couldn't wear gloves while changing her undies.

Also I would rather eat the cow balls lol, monkeys dicks are pretty big... I've seen one...

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Would you rather fuck your mom or fuck your sibling? Just asking!

[bizarre_function]

oooo, NASTY question. uhhhhh I don't even know if or how I should respond to that... uhh my mom's pretty hot so... yeah my mom I guess.

OK
Would you rather... Chew a piece of toenail off a dirty man's foot, or throughly lick his unshowered armpit?

[Friday The 13th]

oooo, NASTY question. uhhhhh I don't even know if or how I should respond to that... uhh my mom's pretty hot so... yeah my mom I guess.

OK
Would you rather... Chew a piece of toenail off a dirty man's foot, or throughly lick his unshowered armpit?

fuck... GROSS lol... um...
To be honest the toe nail would have like TONS more germs...
It may not taste as bad though... fuck...
I would say toe nail lol.

okay would you rather get raped vaginally with a butter knife,
or anally with a light bulb?

[Daylight Yet Unseen]

ohgod....i guess lightbulb

would you rather bathe in sulfuric acid or liquid oxygen (its colder than liquid nitrogen)

[Friday The 13th]

liquid oxygen, I may have a chance of survival lol....
Well at least my body will be intact lol.

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Would you rather get Rabies or Scabies?

[bizarre_function]

Um Rabies. Yeah like 8 shots in my stomach I can deal with, some growth shit all over my skin no.

Would you rather lick up someone elses vomit, or let someone pee in your mouth and swallow it?

[Friday The 13th]

Pee in my mouth lol.... eww eating vomit would make me puke lol.

Would you rather let a horse with gunk on his balls fuck your ass, or let a elephant fuck your ass?

[NicoleMayCanaday]

Seriously? Now we know why this game stopped.










I'd go with the horse.