weird inventions of 2009 (finished)

[Friday The 13th]

A model demonstrates the "Husband Hunting Bra" in Tokyo. Under the bra cups is a clock counting down to the date set by the wearer. When an engagement ring is inserted, the countdown stops


A model demonstrates Triumph's "make-the-putt bra", which turns into a putting mat for the busy golfing woman. The garment has slots in which to store tees on either sides of the cups when worn and can roll out into a smooth putting mat


It may look like the latest addition to Madonna's wardrobe, but this device is called the Bra Dryer. The machine can be adjusted to fit individual bra sizes


A robo-toilet that senses your movements has been launched. The AutoClose loo keeps track on you using an infra-red beam - and will raise and lower the seat accordingly. The seat closes automatically after you've stepped out of range


A Chinese man called Mr Bi has trained his cat to use his toilet. He spent seven years inventing the gadgets that allow his pet to flush away her mess. He now plans to sell his contraption to other cat owners


A computer programmer who lost his ring finger in a motorcycle accident has had it replaced with a USB drive. Jerry Jalava from Helsinki, Finland, has built the special prosthetic finger which he can peel back from the 'nail' and plug into the USB slot on



A child demonstrates the PediSedate, which gently sedates youngsters by administering anaesthetic nitrous oxide gas through a headset as they play handheld consoles


Masunaga's Wink Glasses are designed to avoid dry-eye when the user concentrates on video gaming or the web. They have a sensor to detect how often the user blinks. The lens fogs when the user keeps his or her eye open for five seconds without blinking


A Tomy employee poses with the Bowlingual Voice, a gadget that expresses dogs' emotions, at the annual Tokyo Toy Show. Tomy claim the gadget analyses a dog's voice through a wireless microphone attached to its collar and then displays its emotions


The first fish hotel has opened in Amsterdam. The hotel allows you to drop off your fish when you go on holiday and has a 'tennis court' and 'swimming pool'



A man demonstrates the JetLev-Flyer, which powers out two strong jets of water, allowing the wearer to take off and soar nearly 30ft above the ground. Its makers say flights can last up to two hours at 'cruising speed' or around one hour going flat out



The Isophone - an underwater telephone system designed by James Auger and Jimmy Loizeau. The space-age device means you can communicate with other swimmers while splashing around in the pool


Scientists in Hungary have invented see-through concrete. Filled with optical fibres that run from one end of a poured piece of concrete to the other, these prefabricated blocks and panels effectively transmit light from one side to the other


A man demonstrates the Sunday Pants designed for couch potatoes - joggers with a detachable tablecloth and pockets for remote controls


Kenji Kawakami, founder of the International Chindogu Society demonstrates his funnel glasses, designed to guide eyedrops into the eye, in Tokyo. The word "Chindogu" translates as "weird tools" and Kawakami has invented hundreds of absurd items...


...including a Hayfever Hat which dispenses a continuous flow of toilet paper, and an alarm clock with the snooze button in the middle of a bed of sharp pins, designed to keep the user awake


Car designer Sudhakar Yadav drives a car in the shape of a snooker table in Hyderabad, India. It has three wheels with a 150cc engine and it can run at a top speed of 45 kph (28 mph)

[Psycho Stitch]

yeah and these dumbass people will make millions off that shit

[Friday The 13th]

yeah and these dumbass people will make millions off that shit

That makes them not dumb