but will THIS do??? gift exchange

[CarolinePar]

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okay lets have a little fun :jester:
someone posts a gift they *really want* for the holidays and the next post will be along the lines of "oh sorry we don't have that but wil this do?"

the idea is to see how crazy (demented?) we can get with each others' wishlists

example: I want a candy assortment
answer:will a bag of expired Halloween candy from the 1980's be okay?

[Fangenstein]

I dont want much this christmas.... So I will settle for heating in my house to be fixed!!!

[Friday The 13th]

ok let me goo ooo ooo

I want some eggnog!

[Dr. Briggs]

@ Fangenstein: Will a greenhouse-roof for your living room do?

@ Friday the 13th: Will some eggs in a bowl of milk do?

I want Bride of the Re-Animator on DVD!

[mrblue]

Briggs- can it be a bootleg copy with the last 10 minutes missing? I want a new chainsaw soo I can cut through some "stuff".

[NicoleMayCanaday]

@Blue would u settle for a Tonka plastic chainsaw?

I would liiiiiiiike..... to fly home for Christmas

[mytee]

How about a trip to the Walmart instead?
I want my neighbor to keep his darn dog inside for one day so mine will shut up

[Dr. Briggs]

I just took the liberty of shipping your dog off instead so as not to leave things to chance and disturb your neighbor

For Christmas, I would like a new pair of sunglasses please

[mrblue]

How about I just rip your eyes out? Is that demented enough? it would be nice to get a blu-ray player for xmas.

[mytee]

How about a nice death ray instead?
I want a Saw 2 game for the xbox

[Dr. Briggs]

Will not twisting that into what it could easily be twisted into be a gift enough? If not, I've got a house full of nerve gas right here with your name on it >.>

For Christmas, I want Pink Floyd to reunite and put on a concert!

[mytee]

will New Kids on the Block do instead?
I want a pretty pink .22 for Christmas

[CarolinePar]

what you get is a pretty pink princess pony - to tourture and disfigure as you will

(great job everyone! )

I want a copy of the Carrie screenplay - signed by Stephen King exdev:

[mytee]

what you're getting is a year old entertainment weekly
I want a pillow pet

[Fangenstein]

Got you a cheap knock off made in China... Could be filled with saw dust and rusty old nails... Sorry.

I want the Phantasm box set... anyone???

[mytee]

sorry all I could find is plan 9 from outer space and a bottle of pepto bismol
I want a copy of Devil

[NicoleMayCanaday]

You'll be getting the Devil himself, copying your voice & words for the rest of ur life

Id like my 68 conv Camaro back.

[mytee]

you'll be getting a matchbox car
I want a copy of Sims3 for the Wii

[Dr. Briggs]

I'm so sorry dearie, the key terms seemed to do a 180 on me... I went ahead and got EswiS http://www.aboutus.org/Eswis.com for the IIM http://www.iimahd.ernet.in/

For Christmas, I wish that Mickey Torelli hadn't been drinking on the job two days ago

[mytee]

Sorry but all we have for you is this big red stone
I want my fiance shipped to Aruba for Christmas so he's out of hair for a few