The Loco Manifesto

[Dr. Briggs]

Hey Big TH, this is my apology for not posting in a while. I could say it was because I had schoolwork and relationship problems, but school is for suckas and witches burn, bitches learn and snitches get stitches. I will therefore reveal to you that I have not been posting because I have been working on starting my own literary movement!! This may go against the value system I am trying to apply for this virtual revolution in lingual traditions as we know them, but the thing is, this movement is still young, and I need your help to get it on its feet.

I hope you understand, and without further ado, passage #1 of my manifesto!

[Dr. Briggs]

Hey holmes it's time for Latinos holmes it's time for Mexicans holmes, you know what I'm sayin' eh? You ain't got that many motherfuckin' Mexicans in this motherfuckin rap game holmes. Nah, true motherfuckin' Mexicans, holmes, really holding this shit down for the fuckin' raza, lettin' these motherfuckers know what's up with the barrio and shit holmes, how the fuck we live and shit, you know what I’m sayin’ holmes? How the fuck it is on our side of the fuckin’ hood and shit you know what I’m saying, holmes? Hey holmes. They ain’t no motherfuckin’ out there, that’s representin’ the Mexicans, representin’ la fuckin’ raza; Hispanics, you know what I’m sayin holmes?

Hey holmes it’s all about this shit, you know what I’m sayin’ holmes? Hey this fuckin’ hip hop holmes has come to almost a fuckin’ end and shit holmes. Hey holmes, hey there ain’t no flavor going down in this shit. Hey, hip hop holmes, has just taken this motherfucking crazy turn to the fuckin’ fakest and shit you know what I’m sayin holmes? That’s what I’m sayin’ holmes.

Hey, it’s time for this shit to fuckin’ uprise. Hey there’s only one place you go when you’re fuckin’ at the bottom and shit holmes and that’s straight-up.



Here’s what we’re going to do tonight and shit holmes... we’re gonna fuckin’ jack some of these fuckin’ slangers and shit, you know what I’m sayin’ holmes? And then holmes, we’re gonna go jack that fool holmes he’s got that little equipment and shit, you know what I’m sayin’?



Be able to get the beats off and shit holmes, that motherfucker holmes he’s got some like equipment set up in the back and shit eh, he claims he don’t use it and shit, I’m like “motherfucker why you got that shit then you don’t fuckin’ use that shit you know what I’m sayin’ holmes?” And the fool’s got like a fuckin’ drum machine eh, fuckin’, keyboard and shit...

We gotta get rolling and shit, you know what I’m sayin’ holmes? Hey holmes, the bottom of my fuckin’, kicks holmes, they’re fuckin wearin’ out and shit, you know what I’m sayin’ holmes? Check it out eh, I know this motherfucker up the street holmes: he got a dope-ass motherfuckin ride holmes. Fuckin’ fresh-ass Impala and shit you know what I’m sayin’? Ah fuck holmes, this motherfucker’s got this shit rollin’ like a motherfucker. He’s got the eighteen-inch rims and shit, the motherfuckin’ shit is slammed holmes, hey this shit is fuckin’ dope.

So it’s like this holmes... you’re gonna walk up the street, eh... and you’re just gonna kick it at the fuckin’ little liquor store and shit holmes ‘cuz he don’t know you and shit eh, he sees these two fools walkin’ up to him and shit, you know... motherfucker’s gonna like, freak out and shit holmes...

And then,

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We’re gonna fuckin’ jack his ass-

Alright holmes, let’s go do this shit, are you ready to do this shit eh?

Let’s do it, eh.