Let's be random.

[CarolinePar]

Is this because you all want to hear about cheer camp?

ok which do you want to hear about - the reason I became a chearleader (mascot)

or the "penguin (ref) incident"

[DragonBlues]

Is the "How I became a cheerleader" story perverted?

If not, you can skip it and come back to it later. exdev:

[Sobriquet]

One time... at band camp....

[Bojangles]

What the fuck to do with my time... What the fuck to do....?

[Sobriquet]

Are you looking for suggestions, Bo?

[CarolinePar]

Is the "How I became a cheerleader" story perverted?

If not, you can skip it and come back to it later. exdev:

define "perverted" :angelpray:

[Bojangles]

Yes, need suggestions.

[DragonBlues]

Well... Caro is going to tell us a perverted story, Bo. (and by perverted I mean: Characterized by sexually abnormal and unacceptable practices or tendencies)

Soooo... Bo, you could do the same, and we could turn it into a competition. We'll all vote on our favorite perverted story, and the winner gets to be this month's most perverted TH member.

GO!

[Sobriquet]

Oh! Perfect! *pulls up the couch* harepopcorn:

[DragonBlues]

[CarolinePar]

ok the major details changed or omitted to protect the guilty...
when cheer camp was half over (lunch time) the mascots (including me) suited up (wore our costumes) to practice and learn new cheers...
I'm not sure why but back then I was so (ahem) flexable I could bend backwards while on my knees, slowly seperating my legs so that my ankles were on either side of my shoulder blades exdev:

- with me thus far?

[Daylight Yet Unseen]

so, Bo....nice comeback for the Mavs, huh?

[DragonBlues]

ok the major details changed or omitted to protect the guilty...
when cheer camp was half over (lunch time) the mascots (including me) suited up (wore our costumes) to practice and learn new cheers...
I'm not sure why but back then I was so (ahem) flexable I could bend backwards while on my knees, slowly seperating my legs so that my ankles were on either side of my shoulder blades exdev:

- with me thus far?

I am totally with you, girl. This has epic potential.

Bo... you better have something REALLY good if you want to stay in the runnings, bro.

[Sobriquet]

I'm all ears... and a couple pounds of popcorn by now, but never mind that. Do continue.

[Bojangles]

so, Bo....nice comeback for the Mavs, huh?

Fuck. Yes.

I am totally with you, girl. This has epic potential.

Bo... you better have something REALLY good if you want to stay in the runnings, bro.

I'm all ears... and a couple pounds of popcorn by now, but never mind that. Do continue.

I don't think you gals are ready for any of my stories.

[DragonBlues]

That's a pretty weak attempt at a cop-out, bro....

[Sobriquet]

Yeah, major fail.

[CarolinePar]

ok to continue...
while in my mascot costume we were watching some of the players on the football field (btw - it should be noted that the teams practicing included my school - which among them was this guy I had a little crush on)
one player started calling out what at first we thought was numbers - then even in the muffled costume I realkized they were calling out animal names. They were going to attack us!
"Get the pony" I was a horse so I thought I was safe - wait a pony is...
WHAM!
all those idiots attacked me at full force knocking me on my back and if not for the *soft* padding I'm sure worse could've happened. But as they got up I noticed at the bottom of the pile and thus (directly oin top of me) was my crush!
His pants were soaked (guess with WHAT) and some of the other players gave him crap - saying someone - something must've exited him inside the suit to turn him on to get that reaction.
Removing my head and unzipping the uniform to cool off - I was only wearing a pair of track shorts and a tank top. exdev:

Did I neglect to mention at the time I bearly weighed over 100 pounds, had 36C sized you-know-whats and besides being a cheerleader was also on the track/cross country team? :eg:

[Scarecrow]

I just found out we have no toilet paper.

[CarolinePar]

I just found out we have no toilet paper.

"we"?