Let's be random.

[Scarecrow]

We meaning Smokey the cat and I. Ha Ha :patriot:

[Dodgson]

I just found out we have no toilet paper.

You know you always find that one out the shitty way. (Pun intended)

[Mfish618]

We meaning Smokey the cat and I. Ha Ha :patriot:

So do the obvious and utilise the cat. You can rename it Stripe,Brownie, or Stench.

[DragonBlues]

ok to continue...
while in my mascot costume we were watching some of the players on the football field (btw - it should be noted that the teams practicing included my school - which among them was this guy I had a little crush on)
one player started calling out what at first we thought was numbers - then even in the muffled costume I realkized they were calling out animal names. They were going to attack us!
"Get the pony" I was a horse so I thought I was safe - wait a pony is...
WHAM!
all those idiots attacked me at full force knocking me on my back and if not for the *soft* padding I'm sure worse could've happened. But as they got up I noticed at the bottom of the pile and thus (directly oin top of me) was my crush!
His pants were soaked (guess with WHAT) and some of the other players gave him crap - saying someone - something must've exited him inside the suit to turn him on to get that reaction.
Removing my head and unzipping the uniform to cool off - I was only wearing a pair of track shorts and a tank top. exdev:

Did I neglect to mention at the time I bearly weighed over 100 pounds, had 36C sized you-know-whats and besides being a cheerleader was also on the track/cross country team? :eg:

This is when I REALLY need some of those pervie smilies!

Lmao! I can only hope that it was the thought of you under the pony costume that had him so excited... and not the fact that he was on the bottom of a pile of sweaty boys...

What happened once you pealed off the costume?



Still waiting for your story, Bo!!!

(this is so much fun)

[Sobriquet]

What would be worse yet is pony play, sis. Maybe it was the horse idea that did it for him.

Bo! You're up! Gauntlet down!

[CarolinePar]

considering wearing the @#$%ing thing was like being in an oversized jogging suit I hope it was also because he could feel the twins benieth the burlap-like fabric.
that being said we DID have a few football player/mascot related moments that made the season more fun for both of us....exdev:

but those are OTHERS yet to tell -

[Sobriquet]

Wow Caro... I should start taking notes from you.

[Bojangles]

I think TalkHorror has officially turned into a softcore porn website.

[DragonBlues]

It's just what you always dreamed of, Bo! You should be so proud!

[Bojangles]

Softcore? No. Hardcore? Yes.

[NicoleMayCanaday]

( .) (. )

Flashin' the raisins, y'all.

[Bojangles]

the greeeeeeen mahn

[Dodgson]

I think TalkHorror has officially turned into a softcore porn website.

I beg to differ. I have been a member here for at least two days and so far no boobies. Show me some boobies folks!!!!

[CarolinePar]

no free beads

...or did you know (as the others remember) I'm a resident of NOLA?

besides if I posted an image of my 40dds I think I'd get banned from the site -
and I LIKE it here

[CarolinePar]

Wow Caro... I should start taking notes from you.

just get me started -
I've lived more lives than a cat...

and somehow I'm still on THIS side of the soil

the side of sanity however ---

[DragonBlues]

Softcore? No. Hardcore? Yes.

Let's make this happen!

Here:

just get me started -
I've lived more lives than a cat...

and somehow I'm still on THIS side of the soil

the side of sanity however ---

It sounds like Caro is up for the task!

[Sobriquet]

I beg to differ. I have been a member here for at least two days and so far no boobies. Show me some boobies folks!!!!

You must not have checked out the ultimate picture thread yet. Bo turned this place into a softporn mecca all on his own.

[NicoleMayCanaday]

besides if I posted an image of my 40dds I think I'd get banned from the site -
and I LIKE it here

*throws beads*

[CarolinePar]

It sounds like Caro is up for the task!

...what did I just get elected to do now?

[DragonBlues]

Why, to help turn the site into hard core porn. You do tell the best stories, Caro. Now all we need is for you to.... ummm... kick it up a notch.