06-13-2011, 04:52 AM
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An E- Harmony Dream Date, Ain't She A Winner
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06-13-2011, 05:02 AM
That CAN'T be real! Please, Baby Jesus, tell me that isn't real!!!!!!!
I feel so fucking normal right now... 
[SIZE="3"]"I hunger for her love... I desire to see her suffer for eternity." ~ Radu Vladislas [/SIZE]
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06-13-2011, 05:04 AM
Oh my god……………… she reminds me of my friend's 30-year-old girlfriend. My friend is 20. She is batshit crazy for cats. You mentions cats and it's like she is having a massive sextuple orgasm.
"The conquest of fear lies in the moment of its acceptance. And understanding what scares us most is that which is most familiar, most common place"
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06-13-2011, 05:09 AM
WTF?! You mean there's more than one of them out there? :reddisgust:
[SIZE="3"]"I hunger for her love... I desire to see her suffer for eternity." ~ Radu Vladislas [/SIZE]
Kaptara!
06-13-2011, 05:27 AM
Do you think if we round them all up, we could stuff them into pillowcases then drown them?
The ladies, I mean.
[SIZE="3"]"I hunger for her love... I desire to see her suffer for eternity." ~ Radu Vladislas [/SIZE]
Kaptara!
06-13-2011, 05:32 AM
DragonBlues Wrote:Do you think if we round them all up, we could stuff them into pillowcases then drown them? LMFAO, yes. A pillow case with a brick in it. 
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06-13-2011, 05:35 AM
Then this shall be the plan. Good meeting. :alcohol:
[SIZE="3"]"I hunger for her love... I desire to see her suffer for eternity." ~ Radu Vladislas [/SIZE]
Kaptara!
06-13-2011, 06:01 AM
Can you imagine if she married this guy and they had babies. Trouble is she's obsessed with pussy, and.....well, he is a pussy, but prefers the pole to the hole.
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06-13-2011, 06:15 AM
The cat lady wanted cats in a basket, wanted them to wear bow-ties and wanted them on a rainbow. As for the rainbow guy… he was high. He smoked some bad granola and the colors just got out of control and made him cry. 40-year-old hippies. Ugh. :reddisgust:
"The conquest of fear lies in the moment of its acceptance. And understanding what scares us most is that which is most familiar, most common place"
- Chris Carter Please check out my blog: The Paradise of Horror 
06-13-2011, 06:18 AM
Oh Good God....
I don't know if they are just mental or someone is taking the p***. Either way, if I ever carry on like that you have my permission to take whatever blunt instrument you can find and make me look like Mr Fish's current avy.
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06-13-2011, 06:21 AM
FreddysFingers Wrote:The cat lady wanted cats in a basket, wanted them to wear bow-ties and wanted them on a rainbow. As for the rainbow guy⦠he was high. He smoked some bad granola and the colors just got out of control and made him cry. 40-year-old hippies. Ugh. :reddisgust: Wow, I'd have never guessed it if you hadn't tipped your hand......... YOU'RE THE RAINBOW CRY-BABY, AREN'T YOU? :bukkake:
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06-13-2011, 06:24 AM
Nope. My identity is safely secured in another YouTube video.
"The conquest of fear lies in the moment of its acceptance. And understanding what scares us most is that which is most familiar, most common place"
- Chris Carter Please check out my blog: The Paradise of Horror 
06-13-2011, 01:49 PM
Man, it would be way too fun to get into an argument with that chick who loves cats. Or just to show up to your first date with her late and be all like, "Oh, sorry I'm late. I ran over a cat on the way over here. Pieces of it are still stuck underneath my car, too."
Fucking rainbow guy. "WHAT DOES IT MEAN?" The double rainbow is actually the entire purpose of life and you no longer have any reason to keep the charade going.
06-13-2011, 05:10 PM
They should get married. And have rainbow cat babies. And the world will implode. And we will all be out of their misery.
 uicide:
[SIZE="3"]"I hunger for her love... I desire to see her suffer for eternity." ~ Radu Vladislas [/SIZE]
Kaptara!
06-13-2011, 06:24 PM
I believe it would break the seventh seal and trigger the Rapture......at a minimum. The potential would be there for a galactic collision.
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06-13-2011, 06:29 PM
Human sacrifice... dogs and cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA!!
[SIZE="3"]"I hunger for her love... I desire to see her suffer for eternity." ~ Radu Vladislas [/SIZE]
Kaptara!
06-13-2011, 06:39 PM
DragonBlues Wrote:Human sacrifice... dogs and cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA!! Are you a God?
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06-13-2011, 07:11 PM
[SIZE="7"]YES![/SIZE]
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