Four Words after Making Puddin'

[DragonBlues]

I played it for JT and Missy, and they both totally cracked up. And THAT was the line that JT picked up on... So my 2 year-old nephew has been walking around all night singing, "Oooo, that's dirty!" Lmao


Call you a cab?

[Sobriquet]

I'm shocked and apalled that you would corrupt a 2 year old... Excuse me while I stiffle my cackling long enough to make a stern face.

[DragonBlues]

Yeah, yeah, yeah... That's nothin'! You wouldn't BELIEVE what James taught him the other day...


James brings him downstairs yesterday morning, and nudges him towards me where I'm sitting on the couch. And cutie-tootie, with his little toe-head and his big blue eyes looks at me and says—in that adorable little voice—"I have a giant boner."

I almost died. I punched James in the arm. Hard. Then told JT not to say that anymore.

[CarolinePar]

I almost died. I punched James in the arm. Hard. Then told JT not to say that anymore.

I feel your pain - let me tell you what happened to ME

I volunteer at an elementry school, one day a male parent came to me with a little boy saying the kid needed a band-aid

with the most innocent of voices the kid asked "will you nurse me?"

the guy - drinking coffee nearly choked on it and told me that the boy had needed to go to the nurse but - they would ask me since I would probably know where the first aid kit was

(and the fact I have 40dd's right?)

[Raegan]

goddamn you really suck

[CarolinePar]

sorry ;(

[DragonBlues]

Lmao, Caro!!!!!!! That's awesome. I would have had the hardest time not laughing. And the hardest time not punching his dad in the arm.

[Friday The 13th]

Your way to loose!

[CarolinePar]

TY DB

[Sobriquet]

Yeah, yeah, yeah... That's nothin'! You wouldn't BELIEVE what James taught him the other day...


James brings him downstairs yesterday morning, and nudges him towards me where I'm sitting on the couch. And cutie-tootie, with his little toe-head and his big blue eyes looks at me and says—in that adorable little voice—"I have a giant boner."

I almost died. I punched James in the arm. Hard. Then told JT not to say that anymore.

LOL! OMG, He needed a slug on both arms! And a spanking from JT!

[Sobriquet]

I feel your pain - let me tell you what happened to ME

I volunteer at an elementry school, one day a male parent came to me with a little boy saying the kid needed a band-aid

with the most innocent of voices the kid asked "will you nurse me?"

the guy - drinking coffee nearly choked on it and told me that the boy had needed to go to the nurse but - they would ask me since I would probably know where the first aid kit was

(and the fact I have 40dd's right?)

OMG, I was 40DD at one time too so I feel your pain! A slug in the arm would have been too mild a reaction from me. lol

Fathers.. involving innocent young children in their twisted little games. :cavalry: Have at thee!

[Lilith]

Lets Do It Again!!!

[Oldman]

Who brought the tuna!!!!!!

[Lilith]

Thought You Was Bigger

[Oldman]

What about those CRABS!!!!!!

[Lilith]

The Dogs Licking It

[Oldman]

Shut the Fuck up

[Lilith]

Just A Quick Lick

[Oldman]

Don't Lick Suck it!!!!!!

[Lilith]

No Dont Use That...