06-23-2011, 05:18 AM
LOL, I love your laugh. It's so cute.
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06-23-2011, 05:18 AM
LOL, I love your laugh. It's so cute.
06-23-2011, 05:27 AM
It's 'cause you love me oodles. I know. LOL
[SIZE="3"]"I hunger for her love... I desire to see her suffer for eternity." ~ Radu Vladislas [/SIZE]
Kaptara!
06-23-2011, 05:29 AM
Oh, I'm sorry. I was too busy puking in the corner from all this lovey-dovey shit. What were we talking about? Noodles? Spaghetti is pretty awesome.
06-23-2011, 05:31 AM
I thought we had been talking about dipping your cock in molten marshmallows... *bats eyelashes*
[SIZE="3"]"I hunger for her love... I desire to see her suffer for eternity." ~ Radu Vladislas [/SIZE]
Kaptara!
06-23-2011, 05:33 AM
Oh yeah, that too. But the only thing worse than dipping your cock in molten marshmallows (it's REALLY hot!) is letting it cool and uh. That totally happened.
06-23-2011, 05:37 AM
When they refer to fluffers, they aren't talking about Fluff.... just FYI
06-23-2011, 05:38 AM
And, what? You had a sticky marshmallow coated cock? Poor baby... LOL
[SIZE="3"]"I hunger for her love... I desire to see her suffer for eternity." ~ Radu Vladislas [/SIZE]
Kaptara!
06-23-2011, 05:41 AM
You ever get melted marshmallow in your pubes? It's worse than gum.
06-23-2011, 05:53 AM
Now that's just poor planning. CLEARLY you should shave/wax before allowing anything sticky anywhere near your genitalia. Amateur hour.
[SIZE="3"]"I hunger for her love... I desire to see her suffer for eternity." ~ Radu Vladislas [/SIZE]
Kaptara!
06-23-2011, 05:57 AM
Obviously. Now call 9-1-1. I'm typing one-handed and somehow got my junk stuck to my bedroom window.
06-23-2011, 06:06 AM
911? Are you kidding me? I'm getting my fucking camera!
[SIZE="3"]"I hunger for her love... I desire to see her suffer for eternity." ~ Radu Vladislas [/SIZE]
Kaptara!
06-23-2011, 06:08 AM
And I'm alerting the media.
06-23-2011, 06:09 AM
I'll be stuck here for a few hours then. It's a bit of a flight here from California. A few days if you're driving.
06-23-2011, 06:09 AM
LOL! Man Gets Genitals Glued to Window!
06-23-2011, 06:13 AM
This is about as random as it's going to get.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqO5lNS094M"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqO5lNS094M[/ame]
"The conquest of fear lies in the moment of its acceptance. And understanding what scares us most is that which is most familiar, most common place"
- Chris Carter Please check out my blog: The Paradise of Horror
06-23-2011, 06:21 AM
I don't know, Freddy... We were being pretty damn random. Though that does come close.
[SIZE="3"]"I hunger for her love... I desire to see her suffer for eternity." ~ Radu Vladislas [/SIZE]
Kaptara!
06-23-2011, 06:24 AM
None of the contents of that video makes sense. What we were doing had some type of background to it.
"The conquest of fear lies in the moment of its acceptance. And understanding what scares us most is that which is most familiar, most common place"
- Chris Carter Please check out my blog: The Paradise of Horror
06-23-2011, 06:29 AM
It's ALL perspective.... LOL
[SIZE="3"]"I hunger for her love... I desire to see her suffer for eternity." ~ Radu Vladislas [/SIZE]
Kaptara!
06-27-2011, 04:25 PM
veggie burgers taste better than real meat.
[SIZE="5"]Dark fields of pain are running...am I, am I, am I dying?[/SIZE]
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