The Last Person To Post Wins

[mytee]

[Marklar]

[mytee]

exdev:

[Oldman]

[mytee]

HAPPY THANKSGIVING OLDMAN

[Marklar]

[mytee]

Who is Jack Schitt you ask? The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "you don't know jack schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the question. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of kneedeep N. Schitt inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parent's wishes, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was later then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens Children are Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world, and recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says, "you don't know jack schitt," you can correct them.

[Marklar]

My headache....had this one on and off now for a month, Now my neck is killing me....:khead:

[mytee]

:thatsit:

[Oldman]

:crazyguy:

[mytee]

[Marklar]

[mytee]

:alcohol:

[Sobriquet]

Not it! Gotcha last!

[mytee]

[Oldman]

Yes it's true! I'm back and I win you Losers

[mytee]

NO YOU DONT OLDMAN I WIN AGAIN

[Marklar]

[Oldman]

:pirate:

[mytee]

Silly silly Oldman...thinks he can beat Mytee