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Friday The 13thZombie Strippers
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In a near future, President George Bush has been just elected for the fourth time with his vice Arnold Schwarzenegger and the USA is in war against many nations, among them Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Venezuela, France and Alaska. In order to compensate the loss of soldiers, the government is researching a virus to reanimate the dead tissue of deceased soldiers and reactivate their brains, to form a powerful army of undead. When the experiment goes wrong and gets out of control in a facility in Sartre, Nebraska, the efficient Z Squad is summoned to destroy the zombies. However, the soldier Byrdflough is bitten by a zombie and afraid of being killed, he escapes to the underground Brademus strip-club owned by the greedy Ianna Esco. Byrdflough bites the star Kat and the stripper spreads the virus, turning her colleagues into zombies and eating the flesh of their clients.


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#2
I thought this was OK as a whole... but honestly most of the humor besides the situational parts was pretty damn dumb
“The Fright Night remake is a film which taps into the audience’s deepest rooted fears, such as those of vampires throwing motorcycles at them. I dread the thought of a vampire throwing a refrigerator or a deskjet printer or... I’d better stop before I give myself nightmares”
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#3
Hey, Robert Englund was in it. A selling point for meSmile
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I honestly think the stuff with Robert and the other "backstage personalities" is a redeemer for the film Smile
“The Fright Night remake is a film which taps into the audience’s deepest rooted fears, such as those of vampires throwing motorcycles at them. I dread the thought of a vampire throwing a refrigerator or a deskjet printer or... I’d better stop before I give myself nightmares”
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#5
huh unique that Robert was in it
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#6
I got this movie

i am just gonna say it....

best part of the movie is when the zombie chick shoots balls outta her pussy! ROFL come on now its worth seeing just because of that. lol

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LokiZee Wrote:Hey, Robert Englund was in it. A selling point for meSmile

This. I am usually never disappointed with anything Englund does...he picks movies that amuse and interest him, and not by the paycheck involved. This one was silly, crude and amusing, so take it at face value. IF you're looking for an in-depth and riveting horror movie, the title alone should tell you what you'll really be getting.

And yes, the Ping Pong ball scene was great.
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