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Psycho StitchA Woman Scorned
#1
A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With strength born of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door and into the tool shed in the back yard. She litterally manhandled him, putting his organ in a vice. Lightening quick, she secured it tightly and removed the handle. She picked up a hacksaw.

Her terrified husband screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you?"

With a gleam of revenge in her eye, his wife put the saw in his hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set the shed on fire. You do whatever you have to."
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Now, remember: you don't aim a gun at a man unless you intend to shoot him. And, you don't shoot a man unless you intend to kill him. No warning shots. Hey, you listening to me? No warning shots. Warning shots are bullshit. You shoot to kill, or you don't shoot at all.
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#2
That's just cruel. The question is; what would you do? Laughing-satan
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#3
dang
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#4
Yowzers....
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#5
That should be a trap in a Saw film.
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#6
Tough call there, most guys walk around holding their family jewels like the whole package is gonna fall off lol.. but I think if I were a guy, I would rather die in the fire than lose my pride and joy Laughing-satan
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#7
You got that right
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Now, remember: you don't aim a gun at a man unless you intend to shoot him. And, you don't shoot a man unless you intend to kill him. No warning shots. Hey, you listening to me? No warning shots. Warning shots are bullshit. You shoot to kill, or you don't shoot at all.
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#8
That's one tough and wicked wife. In the first Saw movie the guy had to cut off his foot to escape. While that looked painful this is a whole other story. Ouch.
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