 The Dating Formula
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06-09-2011, 10:36 PM
I thought I would make a thread for Dating, since I actually have a date tonight in a couple of hours. It's going to be my first date since last summer actually and I'm sort of nervous. But I thought it would be interesting to find out everyone's viewpoints on when it comes to dating.
06-09-2011, 10:53 PM
When I can actually get past a first date, I'll get back to you.
06-09-2011, 11:25 PM
I'm divorced and was married to the Anti-Christ - I don't think I'm in any position to give advice lol. Not that it will stop me
 exdev:
06-09-2011, 11:39 PM
Can I just say "ditto" to Lollie's post?
I think she lived my life... :reddisgust: But, uh... Tell us how it goes, R. I. P. Apparently, we're all counting on you... 
[SIZE="3"]"I hunger for her love... I desire to see her suffer for eternity." ~ Radu Vladislas [/SIZE]
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06-09-2011, 11:45 PM
I usually have a first date that seems promising. The "I had fun, we should do this again," kind of deal. And then they just stop talking to me for no explained reason. That's every date I've ever had. So hopefully yours goes better than that, man.
06-09-2011, 11:45 PM
DragonBlues Wrote:Can I just say "ditto" to Lollie's post? LOL - I can see you and I giving it  in this thread!
06-09-2011, 11:48 PM
Either that, Lollie, or we'll have all these guys towing the line in no time!
"No, no, no! Don't do THAT! What are you thinking!?!" LOL
[SIZE="3"]"I hunger for her love... I desire to see her suffer for eternity." ~ Radu Vladislas [/SIZE]
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06-10-2011, 12:03 AM
DragonBlues Wrote:Either that, Lollie, or we'll have all these guys towing the line in no time! LOL - what would you do if you could go back in time? :waffen093: And what Chris said.. I don't date. Don't ask. But my friends say that exact same thing. You go out with someone for a while and then they just stop contacting you for no apparent reason. Whats all that about? 
06-10-2011, 02:42 AM
The date went pretty well. We just went out for a couple of drinks. I was a little nervous at first and so was she. I believe we're going out again this Saturday night to a comedy club.
R.I.P. Wrote:The date went pretty well. We just went out for a couple of drinks. I was a little nervous at first and so was she. I believe we're going out again this Saturday night to a comedy club. Oh, you're going to expose yourself?
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06-10-2011, 03:07 AM
I'm thinking a chest defecation will be in order probably around the third date.
06-10-2011, 03:11 AM
R.I.P. Wrote:I'm thinking a chest defecation will be in order probably around the third date. What a charmer you are!!!
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06-10-2011, 05:11 AM
See... This is where Lollie and I step in and say:
[SIZE="7"]NO!!!!!!!!!!![/SIZE] Please wait until at least the sixth date to defecate on her chest. Sheesh. Don't you guys know ANYTHING? And Lollie... I would do EVERYTHING different. :jj:
[SIZE="3"]"I hunger for her love... I desire to see her suffer for eternity." ~ Radu Vladislas [/SIZE]
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06-10-2011, 05:24 AM
Because this is the type of date Bo goes on: :facial:
[SIZE="3"]"I hunger for her love... I desire to see her suffer for eternity." ~ Radu Vladislas [/SIZE]
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06-10-2011, 05:32 AM
DragonBlues Wrote:See... This is where Lollie and I step in and say: So if you should say ''Ok, I'm going to split now''.....it's in a quite literal sense, I take it?:party-smiley-004:
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06-10-2011, 05:35 AM
Oh, yes. Sure. Of course. :gun:
[SIZE="3"]"I hunger for her love... I desire to see her suffer for eternity." ~ Radu Vladislas [/SIZE]
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06-10-2011, 08:43 AM
The first "date" I ever had was in middle school and the girl was somebody that I really liked. We went out, we went to the movies and we went to dinner. Then, when school let out I ran up to her and asked her if she wanted to see Lilo & Stitch with me, and that's when she told me the most hurtful thing anybody has ever said to me… she dated me because she lost a bet with her friends and the punishment for loosing the bet was to date the ugliest kid in school. I cried.
I've never been on a date since. I don't plan on having one any time soon.
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06-10-2011, 09:58 AM
FreddysFingers Wrote:The first "date" I ever had was in middle school and the girl was somebody that I really liked. We went out, we went to the movies and we went to dinner. Then, when school let out I ran up to her and asked her if she wanted to see Lilo & Stitch with me, and that's when she told me the most hurtful thing anybody has ever said to me⦠she dated me because she lost a bet with her friends and the punishment for loosing the bet was to date the ugliest kid in school. I cried. You knew this was coming from me, Freddy. --------> x1000DragonBlues Wrote:Because this is the type of date Bo goes on: :facial: :busted: What can I say; I like to party! ![[Image: gingersnaps_signature_bojan.gif]](http://www.talkhorror.com/signaturepics/gingersnaps_signature_bojan.gif)
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