The Choking dog

[slasherbuddy73]

A girl came home from school one day and was in the middle of making herself a snack in the kitchen when she heard a weird wheezing noise coming from the basement. No one else was home yet, so she investigated the sounds by herself. She went down the steps and found her pet Doberman lying in a corner, gasping for breath. Totally horrified, she immediately picked him up, carried him outside, and drove him to the vet. The doctor took one look at the dog and said he was going to have to perform and emergency tracheotomy. "Trust me: You don't want to see this," he said. "Why don't you go on home, and I'll give you a call when you dog's ready to be picked up." The girl drove home, and as she opened the door, the phone was ringing. When she answered it, she was surprised to hear the vet's voice. "Get out of the house right now," he said.
"Your dog was choking on a man's finger, and whoever lost the finger might still be there!"

[Friday The 13th]

Good one!

[Bojangles]

Definitely a good one. I think I remember hearing that one before.