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			<title><![CDATA[I don't understand women]]></title>
			<link>http://talkhorror.com/boards/showthread.php?tid=4124</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jan 2018 20:06:49 -0500</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="http://talkhorror.com/boards/member.php?action=profile&uid=37583">Elliot Rodger</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[All you thots, what's wrong with you? I mean why don't you like me? I'm handsome, rich, I drive a bmw, my father is a director... I mean what's not to love? <br />
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I have an amazing smile, my teeth are straight and white, my hair is silky smooth, and I have the best style ever! I mean, I keep my collars popped like Zack Morris from Saved by the Bell! and I own these nice &#36;300 shades from Giorgio Armani! <br />
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I just want to be loved, I want a nice blonde girl to hold. I'm so tired of you women, treating me like scum going after these macho type evil men that can't love you like I can! <br />
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Soon you'll see! If I can't have you, nobody will!<br />
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[All you thots, what's wrong with you? I mean why don't you like me? I'm handsome, rich, I drive a bmw, my father is a director... I mean what's not to love? <br />
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I have an amazing smile, my teeth are straight and white, my hair is silky smooth, and I have the best style ever! I mean, I keep my collars popped like Zack Morris from Saved by the Bell! and I own these nice &#36;300 shades from Giorgio Armani! <br />
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I just want to be loved, I want a nice blonde girl to hold. I'm so tired of you women, treating me like scum going after these macho type evil men that can't love you like I can! <br />
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Soon you'll see! If I can't have you, nobody will!<br />
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			<title><![CDATA[Alright, simple request, why can't banks stock ATMs with $10 bills?]]></title>
			<link>http://talkhorror.com/boards/showthread.php?tid=3711</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2015 23:08:46 -0400</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="http://talkhorror.com/boards/member.php?action=profile&uid=29">Dr. Briggs</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Okay, maybe I'm just naive here, but I've never had an ATM tell me it was flat out of money. Maybe that'd happen more often if they were stocked with all denominations of currency. Or hell, maybe if they were stocked with &#36;1s to &#36;100s, they'd be more enticing targets for Housebound-style thieves. But would it really <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">ruin</span> the system to make more ATMs able to dispense &#36;10s alongside the &#36;20s? <br />
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I donate plasma, which is a system that sets you up with your own prepaid card. It's rare to have an exact multiple of 20 (+withdrawal fees) in your account at any given time, but the system charges a fee every time you swipe your card, as well as inactivity fees, so I prefer to withdraw as much as I can early on. No dice. Right now I have about &#36;10 left on that card on the dot; just a<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> little</span> under what I'd need in order to use it for my girlfriend and I's dinner, thanks to both the plasma company and the restaurant's withdrawal fees. Really, no biggie in the big picture, but for now, it's one frustration among several.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Okay, maybe I'm just naive here, but I've never had an ATM tell me it was flat out of money. Maybe that'd happen more often if they were stocked with all denominations of currency. Or hell, maybe if they were stocked with &#36;1s to &#36;100s, they'd be more enticing targets for Housebound-style thieves. But would it really <span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">ruin</span> the system to make more ATMs able to dispense &#36;10s alongside the &#36;20s? <br />
<br />
I donate plasma, which is a system that sets you up with your own prepaid card. It's rare to have an exact multiple of 20 (+withdrawal fees) in your account at any given time, but the system charges a fee every time you swipe your card, as well as inactivity fees, so I prefer to withdraw as much as I can early on. No dice. Right now I have about &#36;10 left on that card on the dot; just a<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"> little</span> under what I'd need in order to use it for my girlfriend and I's dinner, thanks to both the plasma company and the restaurant's withdrawal fees. Really, no biggie in the big picture, but for now, it's one frustration among several.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[how to TALK????]]></title>
			<link>http://talkhorror.com/boards/showthread.php?tid=3638</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 01:33:09 -0400</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="http://talkhorror.com/boards/member.php?action=profile&uid=52">CarolinePar</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Why is so unbelivable that one would really want to get to know someone by talking to them? Do I have to write out a list of questions and put it in a sealed envelope for you to answer in your free time - should you read them at all?<br />
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I really like this person and want to get to know him.<br />
<br />
Not in THAT WAY - really.<br />
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But how do I invite him just to talk without it sounding like a booty call? <img src="http://talkhorror.com/boards/images/smilies/cheers2.gif" alt="Cheers2" title="Cheers2" class="smilie smilie_105" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Why is so unbelivable that one would really want to get to know someone by talking to them? Do I have to write out a list of questions and put it in a sealed envelope for you to answer in your free time - should you read them at all?<br />
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I really like this person and want to get to know him.<br />
<br />
Not in THAT WAY - really.<br />
<br />
But how do I invite him just to talk without it sounding like a booty call? <img src="http://talkhorror.com/boards/images/smilies/cheers2.gif" alt="Cheers2" title="Cheers2" class="smilie smilie_105" />]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[HEY CASPER!!!!!!!]]></title>
			<link>http://talkhorror.com/boards/showthread.php?tid=3625</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2012 17:47:39 -0400</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="http://talkhorror.com/boards/member.php?action=profile&uid=235">swazzy</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[I HATE HAVING GINGER HAIR!!!!!!<img src="http://talkhorror.com/boards/images/smilies/cussing.png" alt="Cussing" title="Cussing" class="smilie smilie_124" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I HATE HAVING GINGER HAIR!!!!!!<img src="http://talkhorror.com/boards/images/smilies/cussing.png" alt="Cussing" title="Cussing" class="smilie smilie_124" />]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Occupy Wall Street]]></title>
			<link>http://talkhorror.com/boards/showthread.php?tid=3560</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2011 20:00:35 -0400</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="http://talkhorror.com/boards/member.php?action=profile&uid=178">Lycan</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[[ame="www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlBg8GtoHR0"]Revolution here to stay! Immortal Technique full OWS interview      - YouTube[/ame]<br />
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My man Immortal Technique, speaking the truth.<br />
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discuss. <img src="http://talkhorror.com/boards/images/smilies/confused.png" alt="Confused" title="Confused" class="smilie smilie_13" />pank:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[[ame="www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlBg8GtoHR0"]Revolution here to stay! Immortal Technique full OWS interview      - YouTube[/ame]<br />
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My man Immortal Technique, speaking the truth.<br />
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discuss. <img src="http://talkhorror.com/boards/images/smilies/confused.png" alt="Confused" title="Confused" class="smilie smilie_13" />pank:]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Employers Who Don't Reply To Job Applications]]></title>
			<link>http://talkhorror.com/boards/showthread.php?tid=3528</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 10:40:39 -0400</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="http://talkhorror.com/boards/member.php?action=profile&uid=186">Hammerfan</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[What do you all think of these employers who don't reply to job applications?<br />
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I am SICK TO DEATH of sending off my CV to employer after employer, and never getting a reply. It is extremely depressing.<br />
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Worse, on the rare occasions that they do reply, it is always a soul-destroying rejection.<br />
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I have over 25 yrs of good admin experience, yet can't get a job anywhere on Merseyside.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[What do you all think of these employers who don't reply to job applications?<br />
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I am SICK TO DEATH of sending off my CV to employer after employer, and never getting a reply. It is extremely depressing.<br />
<br />
Worse, on the rare occasions that they do reply, it is always a soul-destroying rejection.<br />
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I have over 25 yrs of good admin experience, yet can't get a job anywhere on Merseyside.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Would You Survive a Zombie Apocalypse?]]></title>
			<link>http://talkhorror.com/boards/showthread.php?tid=3509</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2011 19:46:46 -0400</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="http://talkhorror.com/boards/member.php?action=profile&uid=175">Evil Bong</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[[COLOR="Lime"][SIZE="3"]If the bodies of the recently dead returned to life, and started attacking the living today, would you survive?<br />
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-How much food &amp; water do you have?<br />
-Do you have any weapons to destroy the brains of the undead?<br />
-Could you kill someone you know if they returned to life?<br />
-Is the place you are currently living at zombie proof? Could you board it up to keep out the undead?<br />
-Is your vehicle safe enouf to make it thru a city of the undead to get to help if you need it?<br />
-Would you join a local militia, like in Night of the Living Dead, and rid your community of the walking dead?<br />
-How long would the power, water, and cell phone service last?<br />
-These are the things that I worry about every day<br />
<br />
-On a side note would the peoples of the UK survive, seeing that they are not as well armed as we Americans. Being that they are a liberal country, they would probilly call them the livenly impaired, and give them rites and assistance.:zombie-1::tombstone:<br />
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[[COLOR="Lime"][SIZE="3"]If the bodies of the recently dead returned to life, and started attacking the living today, would you survive?<br />
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-How much food &amp; water do you have?<br />
-Do you have any weapons to destroy the brains of the undead?<br />
-Could you kill someone you know if they returned to life?<br />
-Is the place you are currently living at zombie proof? Could you board it up to keep out the undead?<br />
-Is your vehicle safe enouf to make it thru a city of the undead to get to help if you need it?<br />
-Would you join a local militia, like in Night of the Living Dead, and rid your community of the walking dead?<br />
-How long would the power, water, and cell phone service last?<br />
-These are the things that I worry about every day<br />
<br />
-On a side note would the peoples of the UK survive, seeing that they are not as well armed as we Americans. Being that they are a liberal country, they would probilly call them the livenly impaired, and give them rites and assistance.:zombie-1::tombstone:<br />
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			<title><![CDATA[How Fish Got the Clap]]></title>
			<link>http://talkhorror.com/boards/showthread.php?tid=3486</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2011 01:06:12 -0400</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="http://talkhorror.com/boards/member.php?action=profile&uid=150">Scarecrow</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<span style="font-family: Arial;" class="mycode_font">This is a forum game but I thought ahead of time and would be moved here. So here it goes; name different situations Fish would be in where he would get the clap.<br />
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On a fishing boat.<br />
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:avatar33780_1:</span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-family: Arial;" class="mycode_font">This is a forum game but I thought ahead of time and would be moved here. So here it goes; name different situations Fish would be in where he would get the clap.<br />
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On a fishing boat.<br />
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:avatar33780_1:</span>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[I like Big Butts]]></title>
			<link>http://talkhorror.com/boards/showthread.php?tid=3483</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2011 21:55:30 -0400</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="http://talkhorror.com/boards/member.php?action=profile&uid=175">Evil Bong</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<span style="color: Lime;" class="mycode_color">[SIZE="3"]<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Come on you know you like back</span>[/SIZE]</span><br />
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="color: Lime;" class="mycode_color">[SIZE="3"]<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b">Come on you know you like back</span>[/SIZE]</span><br />
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			<title><![CDATA[The Bullpin]]></title>
			<link>http://talkhorror.com/boards/showthread.php?tid=3480</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2011 02:08:35 -0400</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="http://talkhorror.com/boards/member.php?action=profile&uid=83">Daylight Yet Unseen</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[The TH Sports Bar.<br />
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Basically i noticed alot of threads turning into sports arguments so i thought we'd take them all and dump them into one thread.<br />
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i get...crazy during games..so yeah.<br />
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GO COLTS.<br />
GO SHARKS.<br />
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Jets gonna crash n burn.<br />
Tom Brady should go back to wearing his Uggs.<br />
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Kings are dead meat. Been around since '63 n still no Cups. ha.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[The TH Sports Bar.<br />
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Basically i noticed alot of threads turning into sports arguments so i thought we'd take them all and dump them into one thread.<br />
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i get...crazy during games..so yeah.<br />
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<br />
GO COLTS.<br />
GO SHARKS.<br />
<br />
<br />
Jets gonna crash n burn.<br />
Tom Brady should go back to wearing his Uggs.<br />
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Kings are dead meat. Been around since '63 n still no Cups. ha.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[RANT...po'd...etc -]]></title>
			<link>http://talkhorror.com/boards/showthread.php?tid=3475</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2011 00:06:49 -0400</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="http://talkhorror.com/boards/member.php?action=profile&uid=52">CarolinePar</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[ok I didn't want to bring too much of my personal life into the forum but I need to vent or it'll eat me up inside -<br />
I have a kid.<br />
I'm married to her father.<br />
She has two grandmothers and one grandfather - my husband's dad.<br />
Mine died back before Katrina.<br />
Anyway - later this month she is going to visit her grandparents who above all else - don't take piddly crap and "I can't" or believe in spoiling thier only grandchild. She is treated as old as she is including no cartoons, random excess of pointless treats, tec.<br />
It's my mom - she was up here in the early summer to watch her "move on" from her last class to her new school and took us all on a trip to Canada. She then left - less than a week from her daughter and oldest grandchild she hadn't seen since early spring - to go spend time with her boyfriend.<br />
<br />
While she did go back to New Orleans to be there when my older brother bought a house she then left again to spend time with, you guessed it - her boyfriend once again.<br />
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So why am I pissed?<br />
She does not understand why I am letting my only child go to these "bad" grandparents and she can't have her alone for a few days (weeks?) before school starts. Beacause he's right - if we were to send her down she'd say why not a few more days, etc.<br />
Why do I sound like the evil, ungreatful daughter?<br />
She had all of July to ask her to come down. Didn't.<br />
And only until I shared this info did she cry foul for not seeing much of her this summer.<br />
<br />
WTF?! <img src="http://talkhorror.com/boards/images/smilies/bawl.gif" alt="Bawl" title="Bawl" class="smilie smilie_107" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[ok I didn't want to bring too much of my personal life into the forum but I need to vent or it'll eat me up inside -<br />
I have a kid.<br />
I'm married to her father.<br />
She has two grandmothers and one grandfather - my husband's dad.<br />
Mine died back before Katrina.<br />
Anyway - later this month she is going to visit her grandparents who above all else - don't take piddly crap and "I can't" or believe in spoiling thier only grandchild. She is treated as old as she is including no cartoons, random excess of pointless treats, tec.<br />
It's my mom - she was up here in the early summer to watch her "move on" from her last class to her new school and took us all on a trip to Canada. She then left - less than a week from her daughter and oldest grandchild she hadn't seen since early spring - to go spend time with her boyfriend.<br />
<br />
While she did go back to New Orleans to be there when my older brother bought a house she then left again to spend time with, you guessed it - her boyfriend once again.<br />
<br />
So why am I pissed?<br />
She does not understand why I am letting my only child go to these "bad" grandparents and she can't have her alone for a few days (weeks?) before school starts. Beacause he's right - if we were to send her down she'd say why not a few more days, etc.<br />
Why do I sound like the evil, ungreatful daughter?<br />
She had all of July to ask her to come down. Didn't.<br />
And only until I shared this info did she cry foul for not seeing much of her this summer.<br />
<br />
WTF?! <img src="http://talkhorror.com/boards/images/smilies/bawl.gif" alt="Bawl" title="Bawl" class="smilie smilie_107" />]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Clap 2.0]]></title>
			<link>http://talkhorror.com/boards/showthread.php?tid=3465</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jul 2011 16:30:59 -0400</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="http://talkhorror.com/boards/member.php?action=profile&uid=150">Scarecrow</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<span style="font-family: Arial;" class="mycode_font"> has it now. She got it from Fish.</span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-family: Arial;" class="mycode_font"> has it now. She got it from Fish.</span>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Do you get high? The Marijuana Thread]]></title>
			<link>http://talkhorror.com/boards/showthread.php?tid=3405</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2011 17:10:55 -0400</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="http://talkhorror.com/boards/member.php?action=profile&uid=175">Evil Bong</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Simple question, do you smoke weed? Should it be legalized for medical and recreational use?  <br />
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Simple question, do you smoke weed? Should it be legalized for medical and recreational use?  <br />
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<img src="http://i580.photobucket.com/albums/ss250/LONERANGERZOMBIE/9P.jpg" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 9P.jpg]" class="mycode_img" />]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[I Found This Posted On A Dying Message Board]]></title>
			<link>http://talkhorror.com/boards/showthread.php?tid=3401</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jun 2011 01:35:24 -0400</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="http://talkhorror.com/boards/member.php?action=profile&uid=165">Mfish618</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[{QUOTE}.............................<br />
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Ok, I have a confession. I'm really Djinn. Djinn is really not Asian or a shop owner. I'm really a fat balding hermaphridite living in my Mother's basement. Mom died a few years back, but I left her mumified corpse seated at the kitchen table. I wear her house coat, and sit around the house all day bull shiting you all via the internet. I have no job and forge Mom's SSI checks to buy Kraft EZ Mac and Diet Dr Peper, which is all I consume on a daily basis. The toilet is broken, so I either piss out the back door, or into the home made depends I have fashioned from discarded Jack In The Box napkins. I crap in a bucket and wipe my korn hole with the back of my hand. I find, once it drys, it flakes off easily, which is a good thing since the water company disconnected service years ago. I collect rain water and store it in an oak barrel I found down stairs. This is enough for drinking purposes and my monthly sponge bath. I pray to god we never have a drought.<br />
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To all you ladies, I'd still like you to take a whiz in my face and I masterbate to your avatars several times a day.<br />
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I sincerely hope this doesn't lower your opinion of me, and hope some day one of you will bear my child [even though my penis is barely 2'' long and gets lost in my fat folds].<br />
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GOD I'M GOING TO MISS THIS PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]></description>
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Ok, I have a confession. I'm really Djinn. Djinn is really not Asian or a shop owner. I'm really a fat balding hermaphridite living in my Mother's basement. Mom died a few years back, but I left her mumified corpse seated at the kitchen table. I wear her house coat, and sit around the house all day bull shiting you all via the internet. I have no job and forge Mom's SSI checks to buy Kraft EZ Mac and Diet Dr Peper, which is all I consume on a daily basis. The toilet is broken, so I either piss out the back door, or into the home made depends I have fashioned from discarded Jack In The Box napkins. I crap in a bucket and wipe my korn hole with the back of my hand. I find, once it drys, it flakes off easily, which is a good thing since the water company disconnected service years ago. I collect rain water and store it in an oak barrel I found down stairs. This is enough for drinking purposes and my monthly sponge bath. I pray to god we never have a drought.<br />
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To all you ladies, I'd still like you to take a whiz in my face and I masterbate to your avatars several times a day.<br />
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I sincerely hope this doesn't lower your opinion of me, and hope some day one of you will bear my child [even though my penis is barely 2'' long and gets lost in my fat folds].<br />
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GOD I'M GOING TO MISS THIS PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Eye for an Eye pt3]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2011 01:51:22 -0400</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="http://talkhorror.com/boards/member.php?action=profile&uid=52">CarolinePar</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Okay I promised myself I wouldn't get too "personal" in this site but seeing as I'm too wound up to sleep I need to let it out somewhere...<br />
<br />
Earlier today I let my youngest out to "play" outside - while she is 12 and with some specail concern - I let her go alone with the understanding that she not go past the playground with the slide (no streets to cross but yet less than 5 mins walking distance) or to anyone's house without telling me first<br />
<br />
nearly an hour and a half later it was getting dark and she had not returned<br />
<br />
In going to look for her - I found her talking to some kid in the middle of the steet who took one look at me and he wheeled off with the "oh @#&#36;%" face<br />
<br />
part of me wants to believe she lost track of time <br />
<br />
but then she told me she was beaten up - kicks and slaps - from at least 2 older boys and several she couldn't tell who they were but were yelling various insults...<br />
<br />
still all I seem to hear is to wait until tommorow to solve this - I'm sick to my insides not knowing what to do.<br />
<br />
I'm upset about this but I'm not sure what to respond to - that she disobeyed me and got hurt when going off when she was told NOT to<br />
<br />
or to assure her she's all right when I'm feeling more @#&#36;%ed up after going it over in my head for the upteenth time?!<br />
<br />
I doubt I'll be able to sleep tonight - I feel like I've been dry heaving for the last half hour alone ...:banghead:<br />
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I'm not sure if I WANT to kick the everloving mess out of who did this but I'm just...I don't know ;(]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Okay I promised myself I wouldn't get too "personal" in this site but seeing as I'm too wound up to sleep I need to let it out somewhere...<br />
<br />
Earlier today I let my youngest out to "play" outside - while she is 12 and with some specail concern - I let her go alone with the understanding that she not go past the playground with the slide (no streets to cross but yet less than 5 mins walking distance) or to anyone's house without telling me first<br />
<br />
nearly an hour and a half later it was getting dark and she had not returned<br />
<br />
In going to look for her - I found her talking to some kid in the middle of the steet who took one look at me and he wheeled off with the "oh @#&#36;%" face<br />
<br />
part of me wants to believe she lost track of time <br />
<br />
but then she told me she was beaten up - kicks and slaps - from at least 2 older boys and several she couldn't tell who they were but were yelling various insults...<br />
<br />
still all I seem to hear is to wait until tommorow to solve this - I'm sick to my insides not knowing what to do.<br />
<br />
I'm upset about this but I'm not sure what to respond to - that she disobeyed me and got hurt when going off when she was told NOT to<br />
<br />
or to assure her she's all right when I'm feeling more @#&#36;%ed up after going it over in my head for the upteenth time?!<br />
<br />
I doubt I'll be able to sleep tonight - I feel like I've been dry heaving for the last half hour alone ...:banghead:<br />
<br />
I'm not sure if I WANT to kick the everloving mess out of who did this but I'm just...I don't know ;(]]></content:encoded>
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