Reviews

Honeymoon (2014) – Review

A newlywed couple decide to escape the city and go to a lake house that's surrounded by wilderness for their honeymoon. At first, everything is going great, and they're prepared to take full advantage of being away from it all. Things take a quick turn for the worst when Paul finds his new bride wandering around disoriented in the woods during …

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13 Cameras – Review

It's safe to assume that practically everyone has a fear of being watched. Have you ever thought that maybe someone was watching you through your webcam, even though it's supposed to be turned off? Ever feared someone could be watching you through the windows of your home? There's a reason we experience a moment of panic when we just get a feeling …

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Blair Witch – A Familiar Trip To Burkittsville

Intro When The Blair Witch Project hit theaters in 1999, it was a massive success. It didn’t come as much of a surprise when a sequel was immediately put into works. After his major success with the Paradise Lost documentaries, it was decided by studio execs that they wanted to bring in Joe Berlinger. After all, TBWP was shot in …

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The Pyramid (2014) – Review

The Pyramid Review An archaeological team discovers a pyramid buried deep below the surface. After further examination, the pyramid’s apex revealed that it was three-sided — something that has not been discovered before. The team of archaeologists heads out and discovers a tunnel that leads to the apex. When they break the tunnel’s opening, a poisonous shroud shoots out from …

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’31’ Will Be Rob Zombie’s Last Film

This is going to be a review of Rob Zombie's latest efforts in the horror genre, 31, and what will undoubtedly be his last efforts with film in general. As horror fans, we've been long overdue for a good horror flick featuring clowns, and we've damn sure been overdue for a decent slasher flick. That's why I was so excited …

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BB – Movie Review

Introduction I was approached to review this film by C.J. Wallis, who is the man responsible for filling out most of the crew member positions on this film, such as writer, director, editor, cinematographer, producer, and so much more. Most notably, he's just simply a pretty cool dude to shoot the shit with, which I discovered while shooting messages back and forth …

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Stranger Things

***this article will contain spoilers regarding the Netflix original series Stranger Things*** On July 15, 2016, Netflix, The Duffer Brothers, and Shawn Levy, made streaming history with Stranger Things, a science fiction show set in 1983. The series is 8 episode “chapters”, and focuses on the lives and events surrounding a disappearance of a young boy (named Will Byers) in an Indiana …

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The Conjuring 2 Review

When I saw The Conjuring in theaters, I may as well not have slept for like a solid month afterwards. That movie scared the ever-loving piss out of me. Everywhere I walked in my house I checked for spirits leaping off shelves and little ghosts asking me if I want to play "hide and clap". I've literally only watched The Conjuring the one …

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The Boys Were Back in Town

A delicate key played, a soft guitar riff; the drums and bass kick in, and my dear friend Zack is transformed into Zackula Von Nasty, lead singer of The Big Bad. He’ll kick in with soft beginning lyrics of “Ecto103FM” before segueing into the horrorpunk anthem that all the cool kids know the lyrics to, “Shine the Signal.” An hour …

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