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MeXican Jokes - Friday The 13th - 08-24-2009
"Why cant mexicans play uno?
Because they always steal the green card"
"What do you call a group of stoned mexicans?
Baked beans"
"What do you call a mexican baptism?
Bean dip"
"What do you call a mexican that is barefoot and stepped in poop with his toe?
A PUTO"
"If there was a maze with with a million dollars in the center who do you think would win: the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, a smart mexican, or dumb mexican?
The dumb mexican, the rest don't exist."
"What do you call a midget mexican?
Paragraph because he is to short to be an essay"
"Did you hear about that one mexican that went to college?
yeah.. me neither"
"What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
Cuatro Cinco"
"how do you stop a mexican from robbing your house?
put up a help-wanted sign"
"What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?
Grand Theft Auto."
"Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?" The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times. When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move. The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, "What do you want on your back?" "I will take nothing!" says the Mexican, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch. "What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American. He responds, "I'll take the Mexican."
"An Arab, Frenchman, American and a Mexican are riding down the highway. The Arab picks up an AK-47. He shoots a couple of rounds and then throws the gun out the window. The American asks him why he through the gun out the window and the Arab says they have so many of those where he is from he doesn't care about what happens to them.
The Frenchman picks up a bottle of wine and drinks a little and throws it out the window. The American asks him why he tossed it. The Frenchman says they have so much of it where he is from he doesn't care what happens to it.
The American picks up the Mexican and throws him out the window."
"An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive" The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps. The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps. This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane. "
MeXican Jokes - Wolf-J-Flywheel - 08-24-2009
Thats some Funny shit Friday lol
MeXican Jokes - Friday The 13th - 08-24-2009
Ty ty
MeXican Jokes - Friday The 13th - 08-29-2009
"What do you call a black guy driving a black Cadillac?
Black power.
What do you call a white guy driving a white Cadillac?
White power.
What do you call a Puerto Rican guy driving a blue Cadillac?
Grand Theft Auto."
"How do you get a Mexican outta your house?
Throw a quarter out"
"How do you find the fastest man in Mexico?
Roll a quarter down the hill."
"Why do Mexicans put shit on the wall at their weddings?
To keep the flies off the bride"
"Why don?t Mexicans barbecue?
Because the beans keep falling through the grill"
"What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche
What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?
A mudslide
What do you call a bunch of Mexican people running down a hill?
A jailbreak"
MeXican Jokes - AmericanPsycho - 09-02-2009
Dayum!
MeXican Jokes - Bud - 09-03-2009
funny as hell
MeXican Jokes - Friday The 13th - 09-05-2009
ty ty
MeXican Jokes - Bojangles - 09-05-2009
Lmao. There are some good ones in there.
MeXican Jokes - Friday The 13th - 09-06-2009
ty bo
MeXican Jokes - Rosemary's Baby - 09-07-2009
[COLOR="Cyan"]Here's the only one I know:
Why doesn't Mexico have a track team?
All of them that can run, jump, or swim are already over here.[/COLOR]
MeXican Jokes - Friday The 13th - 09-08-2009
hahahaa