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For the Racists Joke Lists....WV:) - Rosemary's Baby - 09-13-2009 [COLOR="Cyan"] West Virginia's Statehood A friend from West Virginia was shopping at the Wal-Mart in Blacksburg, VA. At the cash register, my friend wrote a check. The clerk asked for her driver's license. She presented her West Virginia driver's license and the clerk grabbed it way from her and scoffed at her, "If you're going to use a fake ID, you could at least use a real state!" A manager was required to verify West Virginia's statehood. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Exerpts from the West Virginia Vocabulary Book Foreclose If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money foreclose. Rectum I had two Lexus coups, but my old lady rectum. Hotel I gave my girlfriend crabs and the hotel everybody. Disappointment My parole officer told me that if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the big house. Israel Alozono tried to sell me a rolex watch. I said man this looks fake. He said what a joke that watch israel. Catacomb Don King was at the fight the other night, somebody should get that catacomb. Undermine There is a fine looking chick living in the apartment undermine. Acoustic When I was 11 my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the pool hall. Iraq When we got to the pool hall I told my uncle you break Iraq. Stain My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her do you plan on stain for dinner? Seldom Darnell gave me two tickets to the game, and I want to seldom. Odyssey I told my brother you odyssey the tits on that hoe. Horde My sister got in trouble because she horde around. Tripoli My ol lady wanted a bra for her birthday but I couldn't find a tripoli. Fortify I axed the ho how much and she said fortify. is the price honey Income I just got in bed with lois and income my wife. A West Virginian walks into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that will cut 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of the line model. The West Virginian is suitably impressed, and buys it. The next day he brings it back, complaining that it would only cut down 1 tree and it took ALL DAY! The salesman takes the chain saw, starts it up to see what's wrong, and the West Virginian says, "What's that noise?" (Just Kidding. We love West Virginians! You know who you are!) [/COLOR] For the Racists Joke Lists....WV:) - Friday The 13th - 09-14-2009 Ey girl im a West Virginian! lol it's cool! It was funny! For the Racists Joke Lists....WV:) - Rosemary's Baby - 09-14-2009 I was laughing my ass of, until Loki reminded me that a lot of the same could be said for NC. Oh well. For the Racists Joke Lists....WV:) - Friday The 13th - 09-15-2009 LOL, me bo, and wolf j are BOTH from WV lol! For the Racists Joke Lists....WV:) - Rosemary's Baby - 09-15-2009 Luv you guys. Please, don't beat me! For the Racists Joke Lists....WV:) - Friday The 13th - 09-16-2009 We won't hahah! I'm always poking fun of the hicks around here! For the Racists Joke Lists....WV:) - Rosemary's Baby - 09-16-2009 We have a hard time laughing at "blue collar" humor because we always think, "Dude, I know that guy." For the Racists Joke Lists....WV:) - Friday The 13th - 09-17-2009 lool