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Man dies at Eclipse screening - mrblue - 07-06-2010

An unidentified 23-year-old New Zealand man was found dead Sunday night following a screening of Eclipse. Police in Wellington say the man had attended alone and was discovered slumped over in his seat when the lights came up; paramedics’ attempts to revive him were unsuccessful. This is the first reported Twilight-related death since the movie franchise launched a little less than two years ago, but it shouldn’t be the last; fans are expected to die in two parts as well as in 3-D when Breaking Dawn emerges a year from now.


Man dies at Eclipse screening - mrblue - 07-06-2010

So the movie was so bad that it killed him. Ahh 3D twilight can it get any worse?


Man dies at Eclipse screening - Daylight Yet Unseen - 07-06-2010

well nobody died at that piece of shit M. Night tried to pass off as Last Airbender, so it wasn't the movie.


Man dies at Eclipse screening - TerrorScribe - 07-07-2010

mrblue Wrote:An unidentified 23-year-old New Zealand man was found dead Sunday night following a screening of Eclipse. Police in Wellington say the man had attended alone and was discovered slumped over in his seat when the lights came up; paramedics’ attempts to revive him were unsuccessful. This is the first reported Twilight-related death since the movie franchise launched a little less than two years ago, but it shouldn’t be the last; fans are expected to die in two parts as well as in 3-D when Breaking Dawn emerges a year from now.

And thus came the first recorded instance of a crap overdose. Laughing-satan


Man dies at Eclipse screening - Bojangles - 07-08-2010

He let the gayness take him away.


Man dies at Eclipse screening - Friday The 13th - 07-09-2010

dude... the first was okay... but the second was fucking emo and shit... all gay and depressing!


Man dies at Eclipse screening - FreddysFingers - 07-11-2010

Even more proof that Twilight kills!! We need to band together and take down the monster that is the Twilight movies.


Man dies at Eclipse screening - Bojangles - 07-12-2010

We may be able to get by with that. We should begin working on an anti-twilight website. Hell, we could probably attract some loons. All we have to do is mention the word 'illuminati'. Laughing-satan


Man dies at Eclipse screening - FreddysFingers - 07-12-2010

Oh God, there will be mass burnings and riots. All those lunatics will go apeshit destroying every piece of Twilight merchandise thinking that the government is using it to spy on them or controlling them. Twilight fans will be hunt down with semi-automatics and shot on the streets. The stars will end up being crucified upside down and their friends and families will have to suffer from oppression and extreme hate. So when are you gonna launch it? Wink


Man dies at Eclipse screening - Bojangles - 07-12-2010

Fuck, dude! I'll need a moderator or two, want to help? Big Grin


Man dies at Eclipse screening - Friday The 13th - 07-12-2010

hahaha


Man dies at Eclipse screening - mrblue - 07-12-2010

An anti twilight site doesn't seem like that bad of an idea.


Man dies at Eclipse screening - FreddysFingers - 07-14-2010

Bojangles Wrote:Fuck, dude! I'll need a moderator or two, want to help? Big Grin

Yes, sir. Big Grin


Man dies at Eclipse screening - Bojangles - 07-14-2010

The awesomeness is coming, my friends.


Man dies at Eclipse screening - CarolinePar - 07-15-2010

Bojangles Wrote:The awesomeness is coming, my friends.

Confusedexdev: it came with THIS site Bo - it'll CONTINUE with the next Laughing-satan

keep up the good [BLINK](understatement mine) [/BLINK] work folks :*


Man dies at Eclipse screening - Bojangles - 07-15-2010

Thank you, Caroline! Big Grin


Man dies at Eclipse screening - Uberjerk1989 - 07-21-2010

he wanked to death,should have paced himself,what the police didnt say is that they found a bin bag full of kleenex and a heat pad on his wrist.

in summary ashley greene is fit and caused this poor fella to die anyway RIP ya poor bastard


Man dies at Eclipse screening - Friday The 13th - 07-21-2010

Laughing-satan


Man dies at Eclipse screening - NicoleMayCanaday - 07-21-2010

I got the marketing for the riots covered.....

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http://cgi.ebay.com/Team-Twilight-Sucks-T-shirt-/220559751675?cmd=ViewItem&pt=US_CSA_MC_Shirts&var=&hash=item79129c3d01