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5 Horrifying Things You Didn't Know About the Vagina - Bojangles - 07-16-2010
The first time you actually encounter a vagina in real life, it can throw you for a loop. There's all kinds of neat stuff goin' on down there! The lady flower is as powerful as it is gentle. It's also as handy as a Swiss Army Knife. Let your brain soak in just a few mind-blowing facts about the female organ.
![[Image: vaginalfacts-1279126032.jpg]](http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/07/vaginalfacts-1279126032.jpg)
5 Horrifying Things You Didn't Know About the Vagina - NicoleMayCanaday - 07-16-2010
23 pounds....19 inches....my cookie just gasped in horror.
Don't forget guys that vaginas have Teeth as well...vagina dentata!!
5 Horrifying Things You Didn't Know About the Vagina - NicoleMayCanaday - 07-16-2010
23 pounds....19 inches....my cookie just gasped in horror.
Don't forget guys that vaginas have Teeth as well...vagina dentata!!
5 Horrifying Things You Didn't Know About the Vagina - CarolinePar - 07-16-2010
ok...this just made things a tad more awkward to be a female in the forums.
10 feet - who had a tape measure with them that long?!
5 Horrifying Things You Didn't Know About the Vagina - Bojangles - 07-16-2010
5 Horrifying Things You Didn't Know About the Vagina - Friday The 13th - 07-16-2010
5 Horrifying Things You Didn't Know About the Vagina - FreddysFingers - 07-17-2010
Suddenly, Teeth doesn't look so bad. Thanks Bo, thanks for temporarily making me afraid of vaginas.
5 Horrifying Things You Didn't Know About the Vagina - CarolinePar - 07-17-2010
FreddysFingers Wrote:Suddenly, Teeth doesn't look so bad. Thanks Bo, thanks for temporarily making me afraid of vaginas.:fright: suddenly something came to mind....
The Penis Wants a Raise! I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary
> >for the following reasons:
> > > 1. I do physical labor.
> > > 2. I work at great depths.
> > > 3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
> > > 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
> > > 5. I work in a damp environment.
> > > 6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
> > > 7. I work in high temperatures.
> > > 8. My work exposes me to diseases.
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >Dear Penis,
> >After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised >the management denies your request for the following reasons:
> >1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
> >2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period.
> >3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
> >4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting >other locations.
> >5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in >order to start working.
> >6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
> >7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing >the correct protective clothing.
> >8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.
> >9. You are unable to work double shifts.
> >10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed >the assigned task.
> >11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and >exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
> >
> >Sincerely, The Management :peace:
5 Horrifying Things You Didn't Know About the Vagina - FreddysFingers - 07-17-2010
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Poor Penis.
5 Horrifying Things You Didn't Know About the Vagina - Bojangles - 07-17-2010
OMG GuyZ don't listen to this OMG it's the illuminatiii trying to contrewl us agan!
5 Horrifying Things You Didn't Know About the Vagina - FreddysFingers - 07-17-2010
The 'all seeing eye' IS the vagina.
5 Horrifying Things You Didn't Know About the Vagina - Bojangles - 07-17-2010
The vagina will fuck us all in the end..
5 Horrifying Things You Didn't Know About the Vagina - CarolinePar - 07-17-2010
exdev:...wouldn't have it any other way - would you Bo? :eg:
5 Horrifying Things You Didn't Know About the Vagina - Bojangles - 07-17-2010
Hell no.
5 Horrifying Things You Didn't Know About the Vagina - FreddysFingers - 07-17-2010
I wouldn't mind getting fucked over by the All Seeing Vagina.
5 Horrifying Things You Didn't Know About the Vagina - Bojangles - 07-18-2010
Am I the only one that has noticed the female Army on TH grows stronger every day?
5 Horrifying Things You Didn't Know About the Vagina - NicoleMayCanaday - 07-18-2010
They're cathing on Caroline....were gonna have to bust out the jabberwalkie!
5 Horrifying Things You Didn't Know About the Vagina - NicoleMayCanaday - 07-18-2010
FreddysFingers Wrote:I wouldn't mind getting fucked over by the All Seeing Vagina.
.....on second thought....I'll just keep my mouth shut.
5 Horrifying Things You Didn't Know About the Vagina - CarolinePar - 07-18-2010
NicoleMayCanaday Wrote:They're cathing on Caroline....were gonna have to bust out the jabberwalkie!
if it meant having to put up with a Depp Hatter I'll look into it
5 Horrifying Things You Didn't Know About the Vagina - FreddysFingers - 07-18-2010
It really is the Day of the Woman.