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Jesus and the old man... - CarolinePar - 07-21-2010
Jesus dies and goes up to Heaven. The first thing he does is look for his father, as he has never met the man before and is curious as to what he looks like, and whether or not Jesus looks like his mother or father, etc. He looks high and low but cannot find him.
He asks St. Peter "Where is my father?" But St. Peter says he doesn't know.
He asks the archangel Gabriel "Where is my father?" But Gabriel doesn't know.
He asks John the Baptist "Where is my father?" But John does not know. So he wanders Heaven, impatiently searching.
Suddenly he sees out of the mist an old man coming toward him. The man is very old, with white hair, stooped over a little. "Who are you?" Jesus asks.
"Oh, please help me, I am an old man in search of my son." Jesus is very curious. Could this be his father? "Tell me of your son, old man."
"Oh, you would know him if you saw him. Holes in his hand where the nails used to be, he was nailed to a cross, you know..."
"Father!!!!!" Screams Jesus.
"Pinocchio!!!!!!!" yells the old man.
Jesus and the old man... - Friday The 13th - 07-21-2010
lol
Jesus and the old man... - NicoleMayCanaday - 07-21-2010
:angelpray:
Jesus and the old man... - Friday The 13th - 07-22-2010
Jesus and the old man... - DD_138 - 07-22-2010
lol
Jesus and the old man... - Bojangles - 07-22-2010
Jesus and the old man... - CarolinePar - 07-23-2010
thank you thank you....anyone else want more religious jokes?
Jesus and the old man... - NicoleMayCanaday - 07-23-2010
bring it.
Jesus and the old man... - CarolinePar - 07-25-2010
okay...don't want to get anyone hating on me now...
Jesus and the old man... - NicoleMayCanaday - 07-25-2010
we all ready do, so what does it matter?
:p i love ya yanno
Jesus and the old man... - CarolinePar - 07-25-2010
:reddisgust: ouch