Funny Tech Support Calls
09-16-2009, 04:47 PM
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white oneâ¦
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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I canât get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, itâs really stuck.
Tech support: That doesnât sound good; Iâll make a note.
Customer: No , wait a minute⦠I hadnât inserted it yet⦠itâs still on my desk⦠sorryâ¦.
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Tech support: Click on the âmy computerâ icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello⦠I canât print.
Tech support: Would you click on âstartâ for me andâ¦
Customer: Listen pal; donât start getting technical on me! Iâm not Bill Gates.
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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I canât print. Every time I try, it says âCanât find printerâ. Iâve even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he canât find itâ¦
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Customer: I have problems printing in redâ¦
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaahâ¦â¦â¦â¦â¦â¦..thank you.
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Tech support: Whatâs on your monitor now, maâam?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure itâs plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I canât get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer:! OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, thereâs another one here. Ahâ¦that one does workâ¦
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Tech support: Your password is the small letter âaâ as in apple, a capital letter V as n Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ?
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Customer: canât get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, Iâm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: Thatâs not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorryâ¦Internet Explorer.
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: Iâm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter âaâ in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?
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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: âNo, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.â
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Tech support: âOkay Bob, letâs press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter âPâ to bring up the Program Manager.â
Customer: I donât have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: âPââ¦..on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: IâM NOT GOING TO DO THAT
Female customer: A white oneâ¦
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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I canât get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, itâs really stuck.
Tech support: That doesnât sound good; Iâll make a note.
Customer: No , wait a minute⦠I hadnât inserted it yet⦠itâs still on my desk⦠sorryâ¦.
===============
Tech support: Click on the âmy computerâ icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
===============
Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello⦠I canât print.
Tech support: Would you click on âstartâ for me andâ¦
Customer: Listen pal; donât start getting technical on me! Iâm not Bill Gates.
===============
Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I canât print. Every time I try, it says âCanât find printerâ. Iâve even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he canât find itâ¦
==============
Customer: I have problems printing in redâ¦
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaahâ¦â¦â¦â¦â¦â¦..thank you.
===============
Tech support: Whatâs on your monitor now, maâam?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure itâs plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I canât get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer:! OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, thereâs another one here. Ahâ¦that one does workâ¦
===============
Tech support: Your password is the small letter âaâ as in apple, a capital letter V as n Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ?
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Customer: canât get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, Iâm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
===============
Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: Thatâs not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorryâ¦Internet Explorer.
===============
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
===============
Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: Iâm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter âaâ in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?
===============
A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: âNo, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.â
===============
Tech support: âOkay Bob, letâs press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter âPâ to bring up the Program Manager.â
Customer: I donât have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: âPââ¦..on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: IâM NOT GOING TO DO THAT
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