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Friday The 13thPolice: Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Bikini Area
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Such is the case in the Florida Keys, where police say a 37-year-old woman crashed her 1995 Ford Thunderbird into another car as she attempted to shave her bikini area.

According to the arrest report, on March 2, Megan Mariah Barnes told Florida State Trooper Gary Dunick that she was on her way to Key West to meet her boyfriend, and that she "wanted to be ready for the visit." So, police say she had her ex-husband, Charles Judy, who was riding in the passenger seat, take the wheel while she attended to her pubic hair. Laughing-satan

The results weren't pretty. Going 45 mph, Barnes and Judy are said to have rear-ended a car that had slowed to make a left turn.

A day earlier, Barnes had been convicted of numerous driving infractions, including DUI with a prior arrest and driving with a suspended license. She had been ordered to impound her car, her license was revoked for five years, and she had been placed on probation for nine months.

Dunick told The Citizen newspaper that after the crash, in which two passengers in the other car were treated for minor injuries at an area hospital, Barnes drove for another half-mile before switching seats with Judy in an attempt to make it seem to police as though she had not been driving.

"It is unbelievable," Dunick said. "I'm really starting to believe this stuff only happens in the Keys."

"She was charged with leaving the scene of an accident," said police spokesman Lt. Alex Annunziato, "in addition to all the charges stemming from her earlier violations."

If found guilty of violating the terms of her probation, Barnes could face a year behind bars.
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ROFL! We heard about this on the radio a few days ago actually. HOWWWWW can a person be so irresponsible? Why didnt she shave her snatch at home? Or better yet, shave it the night before so the unattractive shaving bumps had time to go down! And her ex husband along for the ride???? Hmmmm i sense something kinky was about to GO DOWN...oh no pun intended! lmfao! And how the hell are you gonna expect someone to take the wheel while you shave your fur bizkit and not expect them to be distracted and watch???? MY goodness people dont think! And trading seats? All they would have to do is check the trail of snatch hairs on the drivers side! LOL We couldnt stop laughing when we heard this, it was def an entertaining story! But not a good visual. lmfao
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I think something kinky was going down! Laughing-satan
I wonder how bad that car smelled!
I wonder if he had to roll his window down!
Hell I even wonder if some of the hairs blew in his face! Laughing-satan
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Well one thing is for sure, i think he flossed using her snatch hairs. ROFL:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
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Lilith Wrote:Well one thing is for sure, i think he flossed using her snatch hairs. ROFL:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

hahaha GOOD ONE!
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I am naughty.....:angelpray:DrunkConfusedconf::zombie:
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