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CarolineParThe stone on the tomb...
#1
Why didn't Jesus replace the stone from the tomb when he rose from the dead?

Well, he was born in a barn.
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#2
I'm putting u in comedy jail :jail:
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#3
why? wha'd I do?? what I do?!
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#4
Um......... because...... he's........ Jesus?
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#5
You're going to Hell, Caroline and Jesus is going to send you there! Wink Laughing-satan
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#6
you mean me walking in a pride parade with a "Love is Love" sign didn't do it? Confusedexdev:

honestly - did that joke offend anyone?
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#7
Haha I was right there with ya caroline...I was carrying a 400 ft rainbow flag...that's how I got sunburnt last week.

God loves everyone. Even those who make bad jokes about Him ;-)
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"God is a butcher boy!" - Shadowbuilder
"The conquest of fear lies in the moment of its acceptance. And understanding what scares us most is that which is most familiar, most common place"
- Chris Carter

Please check out my blog: The Paradise of Horror
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#9
"God is a bullet" - Concrete Blonde
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#10
I LOVE Concrete Blonde! Mexican Moon...best album....
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NicoleMayCanaday Wrote:Haha I was right there with ya caroline...I was carrying a 400 ft rainbow flag...that's how I got sunburnt last week.

God loves everyone. Even those who make bad jokes about Him ;-)

I helped in the first aid hut after the parade they let me handle the "delicate" cases :p

- as in I applied aloe and ice bags to the muscles to the tender souls who didn't wear any or didn't have enough sun protection in Seattle's usually cloudy climate Confusedtar:

should I have been embaressed if most guys there were wearing next to nothing and looked damned good doing so?
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#12
Luckyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! :drool:
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