Woman lives in car for 26 years

[Friday The 13th]

A London woman, Ann Naysmith, lived in her car for 26 years.
The woman, who was a former music teacher, decided to reside
in her car after she had been evicted from her flat in London.
She has been living in her Ford Consul since 1976. Her car was
however removed by the local council as it was said it could be
a possible health hazard. The neighbours, who became used to
the 60 year old lady, decided to buy her a red Mercedes in
replacement of the Ford Consul." "It seemed a straightforward
and sensible solutions," said the owner of the Mercedes, Sian
Lines. The owner of the Mercedes also added that it was
sensible since the lady had threatened to set herself on fire in
protest.

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Weird.... I bet her snatch smells like Sushi!

[Mr.Cheezle]

Riding in a car is like a bird flying from the mothers nest only to join with the galloping dear galloping across the open plains. Soon the dear will gallop with the hunters and become one. One day the dear will be one with the hunter and join in the hunting, only to hunt themselves and love the grass that will be one with the ants who make the anthills within it. We are all one in this majestic universe, the pot leaves are one with the tiller who smokeith them. Good things are coming!