Funniest and/or Worst Lines in Horror Movies

[Bojangles]

This thread is simple, just post up some lines from horror movies that you thought were funny and/or lame. If you have video evidence, that's even better. I'll start us off with the classic line from Silent Night, Deadly Night 2.

Line: Garbage day!

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[FreddysFingers]

"Ah, I got good news and bad news girls."
"What's the good news?"
"Your dates are here."
"What's the bad news?"
"They're dead."

"Thrill me!"

"This is my boomstick!"

"Hail to the king baby!"

"Groovy"

"Welcome to prime time bitch!"

"I'm your boyfriend now Nancy"

Just to name a few.

[Dr. Briggs]

WESSSSSSST! YOUUUUUU BASSSSTAAAAAARRRRRD!!!!!

-Dr. Carl Hill, Re-Animator

(Not quite the typical zombie, eh? More awesome. ^_^)

You didn't see da' blood! You didn't see wat he fucking did to herrrrrrrr!
KILLING-IS-DISTASTEFUL!!!!! ...to me.........

-Mark Hoffman and John Kramer, Saw V

(Okay... dramatic much, Jigsaw? ._.)

When the world is ruled by darkness, and the soul of mankind fades, the children's paths shall be darkened, by the shadows, of the neon maniacs...

-1-line-Narrator, Neon Maniacs

(...When is this dark, forebodingly hammy passage ever brought up again in the film? XD)

[Friday The 13th]

Nice thread, I will post some here soon enuff Bo Bo:bowow:

[frankenstacy]

"They're here!" Poltergeist

"Don't fuck with the Chuck." CP3

"Your mother ate my Dog!" Dead Alive

"Darling. Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in." The Shining