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4 Steps to shotgunning a beer
#1
Step one: Get you a slightly chilled Budlight or Budweiser
Step Two: Cut a hole in the bottom of the can about the size of a penny and then Plug the hole with your finger.
Step Three: Barley crack the seal on the can
Step Four: Put your mouth on the hole you made and pop the top and in one big breath suck and swallow as hard and fast as you can

And that how your shotgun a beer in like 3.5 secs thats my personal best time anyway
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Now, remember: you don't aim a gun at a man unless you intend to shoot him. And, you don't shoot a man unless you intend to kill him. No warning shots. Hey, you listening to me? No warning shots. Warning shots are bullshit. You shoot to kill, or you don't shoot at all.
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#2
haha you said "suck and swallow as hard and fast as you can"
Out running a killer is like out running a bear, you don't have to run just have a friend that is slower than you!
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#3
"Step Four: Put your mouth on the hole you made and pop the top and in one big breath suck and swallow as hard and fast as you can"

Now i have seen this Step in some XXX instructional videos before! ROFLMAO!PopcornPopcornPopcorn
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#4
Lol well someone has a perverted mind
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Now, remember: you don't aim a gun at a man unless you intend to shoot him. And, you don't shoot a man unless you intend to kill him. No warning shots. Hey, you listening to me? No warning shots. Warning shots are bullshit. You shoot to kill, or you don't shoot at all.
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#5
hahahahahahah
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#6
:esnicker::esnicker::esnicker::esnicker::esnicker:
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#7
I'd rather bong a beer, but shotgunning is fun, too.
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#8
Beer Pong, showed one of my roommates how to do it yesterday, but we used water, no money for beer right now
Out running a killer is like out running a bear, you don't have to run just have a friend that is slower than you!
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#9
Maxx88 Wrote:Beer Pong, showed one of my roommates how to do it yesterday, but we used water, no money for beer right now

I am bad ass at beer pong.
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#10
Automobile keys come in handy to puncture the can.

I would kill you all in beer pong and flip cup.
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#11
I don't shotgun beer mainly because the beer I drink comes in a bottle. Wink
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#12
What are you talking about? You're not even old enough to drink.
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NicoleMayCanaday Wrote:What are you talking about? You're not even old enough to drink.

Burp
"The conquest of fear lies in the moment of its acceptance. And understanding what scares us most is that which is most familiar, most common place"
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#14
I would say Psycho is GOOD at sucking as hard and fast as he can! Laughing-satan
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#15
Nice info Psycho
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