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‎"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! I think that he is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!" Thanks Jody...
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Torture is only truly pleasurable when performed.....slowly----The Machine Girl
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LMAOJerryJerry
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dont hurt yourself there pope
Torture is only truly pleasurable when performed.....slowly----The Machine Girl
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[SIZE="3"]Har Har:beam:[/SIZE]
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Thanks one of my facebook friends sent to me
Torture is only truly pleasurable when performed.....slowly----The Machine Girl
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Taking time out of the FBI and possibly distracting them from hunting down a mass murder to chop firewood is always funny. I should try this some time. Laughing-satan
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Torture is only truly pleasurable when performed.....slowly----The Machine Girl
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FreddysFingers Wrote:Taking time out of the FBI and possibly distracting them from hunting down a mass murder to chop firewood is always funny. I should try this some time. Laughing-satan

After you did that you would be hoping someone would send you Soap on a Rope. Confusedex011:
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LOL
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LOL
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