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Friday The 13th · 03-07-2009, 10:49 AM

(From SouthPark)

I need you in my life, Jesus.
I can't live without you, Jesus
And I just want to feel you deep inside me, Jesus

Don't ever leave me, Jesus. I couldn't stand to see you go.
My heart would simply snap, my Lord, if you walked on out that door.
I promise I'll be good to you, and keep you warm at night.
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, why don't we just... shut off the lights.

I love you, Jesus. I want you to walk with me
I'll take good care of you baby. Call you my baby, baby!
You died for my sins, and you know that I would die for you, right?
What's the matter, baby? You tremble at Jesus, baby!
Your love... is my life! You know when Iâm without you, there's a black hole in my life! Oo-ohhh!
I wanna believe. It's all right, 'cause I get lonely in the night and it's up to you to
Save me! Jee...sus...bay-by!

Oh Lord you are my Savior! You know I miss you so much when you are gone.

***Bojangles*** · 03-07-2009, 10:53 AM

That's a great fucking episode! Excellent post.

Friday The 13th · 03-07-2009, 10:54 AM

Hell Yea!

Ps. I Love You.... Jesus!

***Bojangles*** · 03-07-2009, 10:54 AM

When I see him up on that cross, I can't help but think that he looks kind of hot.

Friday The 13th · 03-07-2009, 10:56 AM

The Body of Christ!
All Mustered Up And Toned! :bowow:

***Bojangles*** · 03-07-2009, 11:02 AM

It appears that you may actually be in love with Jesus.

Friday The 13th · 03-07-2009, 11:06 AM

Well of-course!
Don't you love Jesus!? :martyr:

LokiZee · 03-07-2009, 06:55 PM

I have a problem eating imaginary food. Stomach can't handle it. It starts to hurt, oh wait, that's starvation.

***Bojangles*** · 03-07-2009, 11:38 PM

Hahahaha. You guys are totally going to heaven.

Friday The 13th · 03-08-2009, 01:27 AM

I love you Jesus!
Come lay beside me!
I want to feel your faith in me!

***Bojangles*** · 03-08-2009, 12:18 PM

A lightning bolt is going to strike your keyboard. Wink

Friday The 13th · 03-08-2009, 11:52 PM

Nooooo!
It'll strike your DICK OFF!

LokiZee · 03-09-2009, 12:16 AM

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha! Tell 'em Friday! Hehehehheehahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So what if I'm agnostic. I skip the middle man. Oh, and heaven? Whats that???????? Smile

***Bojangles*** · 03-09-2009, 12:23 AM

No love for the devil? Sad

LokiZee · 03-09-2009, 12:26 AM

I don't even believe in a devil, so nope. Hey, I think Earth is shitty enough! Hehe! Laughing-satan

Friday The 13th · 03-09-2009, 01:38 AM

Poor Jesus...
I'm the only one who truly loves him! :bowow:

LokiZee · 03-09-2009, 04:26 AM

Yeah, "Love" being the creepy word there! Smile

***Bojangles*** · 03-09-2009, 04:56 AM

lol

Friday The 13th · 03-09-2009, 06:40 AM

....
If only you guys loved him like I do... :bowow:

***Bojangles*** · 03-09-2009, 09:38 AM

I hope someone signs up with the username of Jesus. That would be fucking incredible.

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