The Fucking Radio Advertisements...
03-15-2009, 07:06 PM
You know, I don't usually listen to the radio. However, some of my friends don't carry many CD's on them, so we'll end up listening to the radio sometimes. Usually the 'rock' stations, because I'm a fan of a variety of metal. Rock is the heaviest thing I'm going to get, plus I like some rock songs. Mostly the older stuff.
Now, what I fucking hate is how the radio tricks you. They play (length-wise) just about as much advertisements as they do music. Here's how it usually goes:
"Here we are kicking it up with some more ROCK to make the babies cry on KR343 ALL ROCK !!!!"
...Just when you think the ad is over
"R-R-R-ROCK Here We Goooo."
...Just when you think the ad is over AGAIN
"We make the babies cry, we make the mothers weep, we are ROCK 9993"
...Alright... Here we go?
"We have a non-stop melt your face rock assault coming up! We have Ozzy Osbourne, Metallica, GN'R and some Megadeth that's going to blast your face into outspace!! ON ROCK 000222!!"
...Okay... There's some bands there I like. Sweeeet! Let's go on with the music!
"Hello, I'm Dan. I just tried my new packet of Enzyte and now I'm happier than ever...."
Then you're just blasted with fucking commercials for 10 more goddamn minutes when you THOUGHT the music was about to play. Goddamn, what in the fuck. Then, when you're about 5 minutes away from where you were going, the music finally starts to play. Only here comes the biggest fuck over of all... They start playing music from bands they DID NOT fucking mention earlier! Usually the ads just all of a sudden stop, and with no introduction (thank fucking christ) some gay shit like Nickelback will begin to play!
Oh and don't you hate it when they DO play a good song, how they usually cut out the beginning and end? Ever notice how they never play a whole song? What the hell, man?
Now, what I fucking hate is how the radio tricks you. They play (length-wise) just about as much advertisements as they do music. Here's how it usually goes:
"Here we are kicking it up with some more ROCK to make the babies cry on KR343 ALL ROCK !!!!"
...Just when you think the ad is over
"R-R-R-ROCK Here We Goooo."
...Just when you think the ad is over AGAIN
"We make the babies cry, we make the mothers weep, we are ROCK 9993"
...Alright... Here we go?
"We have a non-stop melt your face rock assault coming up! We have Ozzy Osbourne, Metallica, GN'R and some Megadeth that's going to blast your face into outspace!! ON ROCK 000222!!"
...Okay... There's some bands there I like. Sweeeet! Let's go on with the music!
"Hello, I'm Dan. I just tried my new packet of Enzyte and now I'm happier than ever...."
Then you're just blasted with fucking commercials for 10 more goddamn minutes when you THOUGHT the music was about to play. Goddamn, what in the fuck. Then, when you're about 5 minutes away from where you were going, the music finally starts to play. Only here comes the biggest fuck over of all... They start playing music from bands they DID NOT fucking mention earlier! Usually the ads just all of a sudden stop, and with no introduction (thank fucking christ) some gay shit like Nickelback will begin to play!
Oh and don't you hate it when they DO play a good song, how they usually cut out the beginning and end? Ever notice how they never play a whole song? What the hell, man?
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